America’s Culinary Genius: A Story of No Respect
America has given the world some of its most beloved foods, and yet, when it comes to culinary prestige, we’re treated like the fast-food drive-thru of global cuisine.
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Operation Greenland Freedom: Because Size Matters
The United States has a moral obligation to liberate Greenland from the icy grip of despair. Sure, the 56,000 Greenlanders don’t seem to be asking for help, but what do they know?
Parody As a Weapon Part CXXIII; What was that about “your word as a Biden”?
Big Albert Constantine Jr, returns to skewer the the Biden Crime Family and syndicate
Rodent Control and Just War Theory: The Noble Crusade Against Our Tiny Furry Foes
Rodents are our mortal enemies. With their beady little eyes, twitching noses, and unsettling talent for finding the smallest of food crumbs, they are a threat to humanity’s rightful dominion over the kitchen
On the Lighter Side
Kamala Harris is the first Democrat presidential nominee to decline the event since Walter Mondale in 1984, who went on to lose in a landslide to Ronald Reagan.
Trump Takes Aim: The Golden Crossbow, Kamala’s Hat, and the Greatest Apple Ever Split
Once upon a time in the not-so-distant land of Twitterville, there lived a man named Donald Trump, known far and wide for his remarkable aim with… well, his phone. But this story isn’t about tweets.
Dispelling the Myth: Science: Why Little Green Men from Nearby Planets Aren’t Visiting Earth
The fascination with the idea of extraterrestrial life and the possibility of visitors from distant planets has captivated imaginations for generations.
Debtapalooza: America’s Never-Ending Spending Spree
Ever since President Nixon decided that gold was too shiny and turned our money into fiat currency in 1971, it’s been one wild financial ride.
A Rose by Any Name: How Society’s Delicate Nose Has Gone Weak
Ah, the rose. Shakespeare told us long ago that “a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” But in today’s society, it’s not the scent of the rose we’re worried about—it’s the name.
Are We All White Supremacists Now?
Just when you thought things couldn’t get any sillier, a common hand signal used by scuba divers and astronauts has somehow become a symbol of white supremacy.
Don Surber’s Highlights of the Week
Don Surber looks at the weeks significant events and provides his own, somewhat ribald interpretation.
Sensible Cleaning Supplies Control: The New Rallying Cry for Safety
In the land of the free and the home of the brave, nothing says “liberty” like a good ol’ government regulation.
The Return of Running Boar Shooting: Olympic Madness in 2028
Satire In the relentless pursuit of public entertainment, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has made a groundbreaking decision: the resurrection of the running boar event. But hold your outrage—this time, we’re swapping rifles for paintball guns. That’s right, paintball guns. They sting a little but cause no harm, providing both thrills and ethical compliance. Running …
Snark – The Woke-lympics: Political Correctness Takes the Podium
[Paris France] The 2024 Paris Olympics are set to be the most politically correct games yet, and it’s not just the athletes who are feeling the heat
Snark – Nuclear Nonsense: Operation Fishbowl and the High Scientists
It turns out, sometimes the brightest minds can come up with the dimmest ideas.
The Great Green Olympic Games: When Going Green Goes for Gold
After all, where else could you see an Olympic athlete earn gold by expertly tossing a moldy carrot peel into a compost bin?
The $1 Million Hammer: The Latest Marvel of Military Engineering
Why settle for a normal hammer when you can wield a million-dollar marvel? That’s the latest offering from the military-industrial complex
NATO’s Bold Plan: Save the Planet by Ending It
In a stunning turn of events, NATO has unveiled a groundbreaking strategy to combat global warming: initiating World War III.
Satire: Global Conspiracy Unveiled!
Once again, the rapier wit of Dave Cloft sallies forth, this time to skewer corporate logos…all in good fun of course.
Democrats’ Top Ten Biden Replacement Candidates
Here is a top-ten list Democrats’ might want to consider in replacing Biden