Democrats’ Top Ten Biden Replacement Candidates
Here is a top-ten list Democrats’ might want to consider in replacing Biden
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Satire-It’s a Good Thing I’m Not God
It’s a Good Thing I’m Not God: A Snarky Take on Divine Wrath It’s a good thing I’m not God. Seriously, if I were, I’d be a wrathful deity, sitting up in the clouds, facepalming at the sheer idiocy of humanity. I’d look down and be like, “You idiots. You dumb humans keep breaking the …
The United States of Amnesia: Sheep in the Land of Free Bread and Circuses
Welcome to the United States of Amnesia, where voters have memories as short as goldfish and the attention spans to match.
Time to Mow Down the Lawn Tradition: Why It’s a Wasteful Relic
Let’s face it: maintaining a pristine lawn is one of the most ridiculous traditions we’ve inherited.
Murica! The Revolutionary War: A Fight for Gun Rights NOT Tea Prices
As we look back at yesterday’s Fourth of July celebration, let’s take a moment to revisit the true essence of the American Revolutionary War.
Hawaii: Where the Environment Reigns Supreme Over Your Individual Freedoms
Let’s take a lighthearted yet critical look at some of Hawaii’s most hilariously restrictive and egregious laws that prove how virtue signaling has become the state’s unofficial pastime.
Political Parody As a Weapon Part CXXI
The rapier wit of Albert Constantine Jr, returns from a long sabbatical in: Parody As a Weapon Part CXXI; Maybe Lucy had a good reason to keep Charlie from kicking the football.
MAGA Hats: The Ultimate Jury Duty Escape Plan
Jury Duty is the civic obligation that transforms the most steadfast patriots into master strategists of avoidance. Enter: the MAGA hat
The Woke Broke Military: A Satirical Guide to Modern Military Service-Humans
So, if you join the Space Force, prepare to embrace your inner cosmic superhero. Capes not included.
Reexamining Values: The Paradox of Pride and Embarrassment
Those who live unconventional lifestyles or defy traditional norms are often praised for their courage and authenticity, leading to a sense of pride in their choices and identity.
Safety Before Victory: The Retard Revolution of Free Speech
Our battle cry turned into “safety before victory,” a motto dripping with the irony of fighting a war where winning wasn’t an option.
Bee-pocalypse Revisited: The Great Buzz Off That Wasn’t
Remember when every other headline screamed, “We’re Doomed!” and “No Bees, No Food”? Well, surprise!
Humble Pride: A Satirical Take on Rainbow Warriors and Month-Long Celebrations
Perhaps it’s the unyielding belief that a month of pride is just the beginning of their quest for recognition and visibility.
From Khaki Guilt Trips to Rainbow Camo: A Snarky Comparison of Army Recruitment Ads
In snarky response to the celebration of a month dedicated to the sexually disordered, Dave Cloft has some pithy comments.
Snark-Woke Wonderland-Canada’s Bold Leap into Absurdity
In an epic saga worthy of a dystopian novel, Canada, led by Justin Trudeau, is fast-tracking its transformation into a woke utopia.
Faster Than a Speeding Budget: America’s Hypersonic Hype
As we were busy funding moon cheese research and designing the perfect camo pattern, our global competitors were laughing all the way to Mach 5+.
God and the Mosquito: An Almighty Mystery
What if the Creator decided that the world was just a bit too comfortable and thought, “You know what humanity needs? Tiny, buzzing vampires!”
A Satirical Comparison: Uncle Joe vs. Nero
Emperor Nero, that ancient rockstar of depravity, makes our current political circus look like a tea party.
The United States of Banana: The Newest Banana Republic on the Block
Under President Joe Biden, the United States has ascended—or rather descended—to the prestigious rank of the world’s largest banana republic.