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Satire-It’s a Good Thing I’m Not God

July 9, 2024 by David T. Cloft

It’s a Good Thing I’m Not God: A Snarky Take on Divine Wrath It’s a good thing I’m not God. Seriously, if I were, I’d be a wrathful deity, sitting up in the clouds, facepalming at the sheer idiocy of humanity. I’d look down and be like, “You idiots. You dumb humans keep breaking the …

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Categories Humor, Satire, Snark Tags Environment, Satire, Snark 1 Comment

The United States of Amnesia: Sheep in the Land of Free Bread and Circuses

July 8, 2024 by Barb Dwyer

Welcome to the United States of Amnesia, where voters have memories as short as goldfish and the attention spans to match.

Categories Morals, Politics, Satire, Snark, Society Tags American Greatness, american Morals, Snark Leave a comment

Time to Mow Down the Lawn Tradition: Why It’s a Wasteful Relic

July 6, 2024 by David T. Cloft

Let’s face it: maintaining a pristine lawn is one of the most ridiculous traditions we’ve inherited.

Categories Culture, Environment, Lifestyle, Snark, Society Tags Ecology, Lawn Care, Snark 2 Comments

Murica! The Revolutionary War: A Fight for Gun Rights NOT Tea Prices

July 5, 2024 by David T. Cloft

As we look back at yesterday’s Fourth of July celebration, let’s take a moment to revisit the true essence of the American Revolutionary War.

Categories History, Humor, Politics, Satire, Snark Tags history, Humor, Satire, Snark 3 Comments

Hawaii: Where the Environment Reigns Supreme Over Your Individual Freedoms

June 27, 2024 by David T. Cloft

Let’s take a lighthearted yet critical look at some of Hawaii’s most hilariously restrictive and egregious laws that prove how virtue signaling has become the state’s unofficial pastime.

Categories Biden, Climate, Environment, Government, Snark, U.S. News/Policy Tags Environment, Regulations, Snark 2 Comments

Political Parody As a Weapon Part CXXI

June 22, 2024 by Albert Constantine Jr.

The rapier wit of Albert Constantine Jr, returns from a long sabbatical in: Parody As a Weapon Part CXXI; Maybe Lucy had a good reason to keep Charlie from kicking the football.

Categories Biden, Humor, Satire, Snark Tags Biden, Michael Hayden, Parody, Political parody, Satire, Snark 2 Comments

MAGA Hats: The Ultimate Jury Duty Escape Plan

June 21, 2024 by David T. Cloft

Jury Duty is the civic obligation that transforms the most steadfast patriots into master strategists of avoidance. Enter: the MAGA hat

Categories Courts, Humor, Satire, Snark Tags Jury Duty, MAGA, Satire, Snark Leave a comment

Great Lakes Under Siege

June 20, 2024 by David T. Cloft

Karen’s Call to Arms Against the Underwater Drone Menace

Categories Culture, Humor, Politics, Satire, Snark, Society, U.S. News/Policy Tags Drones, Humor, Karens, Satire, Snark 1 Comment

The Woke Broke Military: A Satirical Guide to Modern Military Service-Humans

June 15, 2024 by David T. Cloft

So, if you join the Space Force, prepare to embrace your inner cosmic superhero. Capes not included.

Categories U.S. News/Policy Tags Humor, Military, Satire, Snark, Space Force 1 Comment

Reexamining Values: The Paradox of Pride and Embarrassment

June 10, 2024 by David T. Cloft

Those who live unconventional lifestyles or defy traditional norms are often praised for their courage and authenticity, leading to a sense of pride in their choices and identity. 

Categories Biden Tags Diversity, Gay Mafia, pride, Pride Month, Snark 1 Comment

Safety Before Victory: The Retard Revolution of Free Speech

June 10, 2024 by David T. Cloft

Our battle cry turned into “safety before victory,” a motto dripping with the irony of fighting a war where winning wasn’t an option.

Categories Government, Humor, Military, Snark Tags Military Failure, Satire, Snark Leave a comment

Bee-pocalypse Revisited: The Great Buzz Off That Wasn’t

June 8, 2024 by David T. Cloft

Remember when every other headline screamed, “We’re Doomed!” and “No Bees, No Food”? Well, surprise!

Categories History, Humor, Media, Satire, Snark Tags Bee Shortage, Satire, Snark Leave a comment

Humble Pride: A Satirical Take on Rainbow Warriors and Month-Long Celebrations

June 8, 2024 by David T. Cloft

Perhaps it’s the unyielding belief that a month of pride is just the beginning of their quest for recognition and visibility.

Categories Lifestyle, Politics, Satire, Snark Tags Gay Mafia, Pride Month, Satire, Snark, Trans Mafia 1 Comment

From Khaki Guilt Trips to Rainbow Camo: A Snarky Comparison of Army Recruitment Ads

June 6, 2024 by David T. Cloft

In snarky response to the celebration of a month dedicated to the sexually disordered, Dave Cloft has some pithy comments.

Categories Biden, Culture, History, Humor, Satire, Snark, Society Tags Pride Month, Satire, Snark 1 Comment

Snark-Woke Wonderland-Canada’s Bold Leap into Absurdity

June 5, 2024 by David T. Cloft

In an epic saga worthy of a dystopian novel, Canada, led by Justin Trudeau, is fast-tracking its transformation into a woke utopia.

Categories Culture, Foreign News/Policy, Government, Health, Media, Medicine, Politics, Snark, U.S. News/Policy Tags Child Mutilation, Snark, Trans, Woke 1 Comment

Faster Than a Speeding Budget: America’s Hypersonic Hype 

June 4, 2024 by David T. Cloft

As we were busy funding moon cheese research and designing the perfect camo pattern, our global competitors were laughing all the way to Mach 5+.

Categories Biden, Defense, Foreign News/Policy, Military, Politics, Technology, U.S. News/Policy, Warfare Tags Biden and China, Military, Snark 1 Comment

God and the Mosquito: An Almighty Mystery

June 3, 2024 by David T. Cloft

What if the Creator decided that the world was just a bit too comfortable and thought, “You know what humanity needs? Tiny, buzzing vampires!”

Categories Humor, Satire, Snark, U.S. News/Policy Tags Humor, Mosquitos, Satire, Snark 1 Comment

A Satirical Comparison: Uncle Joe vs. Nero

June 1, 2024 by David T. Cloft

Emperor Nero, that ancient rockstar of depravity, makes our current political circus look like a tea party.

Categories Biden, Culture, Democrats, Government, History, Media, Morals, patriotism, Politics, U.S. News/Policy Tags Biden, Biden-Nero, history, Satire, Snark Leave a comment

The United States of Banana: The Newest Banana Republic on the Block

June 1, 2024 by David T. Cloft

Under President Joe Biden, the United States has ascended—or rather descended—to the prestigious rank of the world’s largest banana republic.

Categories Biden, Constitution, Courts, Culture, Democrats, Government, Politics, U.S. News/Policy Tags Bananna Republic, Satire, Snark, Trump Verdict 1 Comment

“Idiocracy”: A Hilariously Terrifying Glimpse into the Future

May 29, 2024 by David T. Cloft

“Idiocracy,” the cult classic film from 2006, takes us on a wild ride through a dystopian future where intelligence has taken a backseat and idiocy reigns supreme.

Categories Biden, Culture, Humor, Politics, Satire, Snark Tags Idiocracy, Movie Review, Satire, Snark Leave a comment
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