Sensible Cleaning Supplies Control: The New Rallying Cry for Safety
In the land of the free and the home of the brave, nothing says “liberty” like a good ol’ government regulation.
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Celebrate WASP Heritage Month
Celebrate WASP Heritage Month: Because We Clearly Don’t Have Enough Celebrations
Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Vol II – Episode 96: Shipping, Over-Regulation, and Thai Boat Noodle Soup
Political Satire: Having trouble surviving these times? You’re not alone. Join us in columnist John F. Di Leo’s exploration of an alternate universe, where we imagine the impossible: Joe Buckstop, an aging, corrupt old fool, somehow becomes president in his basement, and every night, an aide has to bring him his soup and discuss the …
The Return of Running Boar Shooting: Olympic Madness in 2028
Satire In the relentless pursuit of public entertainment, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has made a groundbreaking decision: the resurrection of the running boar event. But hold your outrage—this time, we’re swapping rifles for paintball guns. That’s right, paintball guns. They sting a little but cause no harm, providing both thrills and ethical compliance. Running …
Evening Soup with Basement Joe – Vol II – Episode 95: Constitutions, Elections, and Norfolk Dumpling Soup
Political Satire: Having trouble surviving these times? You’re not alone. Join us in columnist John F. Di Leo’s exploration of an alternate universe, where we imagine the impossible: Joe Buckstop, an aging, corrupt old fool, somehow becomes president in his basement, and every night, an aide has to bring him his soup and discuss the …
Snark – The Woke-lympics: Political Correctness Takes the Podium
[Paris France] The 2024 Paris Olympics are set to be the most politically correct games yet, and it’s not just the athletes who are feeling the heat
The Great Green Olympic Games: When Going Green Goes for Gold
After all, where else could you see an Olympic athlete earn gold by expertly tossing a moldy carrot peel into a compost bin?
Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Vol II – Episode 94: Children, Crayons, and Painted Desert Soup
In today’s episode, Joe Buckstop and his cook discuss crayons, paintings, and a bit of laundering…
The $1 Million Hammer: The Latest Marvel of Military Engineering
Why settle for a normal hammer when you can wield a million-dollar marvel? That’s the latest offering from the military-industrial complex
Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Vol II – Episode 93: Gangsters, Colleges, and Chicago Deep Dish Minestrone Soup
Having trouble surviving these times? You’re not alone. Join us in columnist John F. Di Leo’s exploration of an alternate universe, where we imagine the impossible
NATO’s Bold Plan: Save the Planet by Ending It
In a stunning turn of events, NATO has unveiled a groundbreaking strategy to combat global warming: initiating World War III.
Satire: Global Conspiracy Unveiled!
Once again, the rapier wit of Dave Cloft sallies forth, this time to skewer corporate logos…all in good fun of course.
Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Vol II – Episode 92: Beef, Leather, Russians, and Rassolnik Soup
In today’s episode, Joe Buckstop learns that his own appointees are trying to ban a key ingredient in his precious soups…
Democrats’ Top Ten Biden Replacement Candidates
Here is a top-ten list Democrats’ might want to consider in replacing Biden
Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Vol II – Episode 91: Staffers, Vice Presidents, and Sunburst Soup
In today’s episode, Joe Buckstop has just returned from a trip when he’s asked some embarrassing questions about a certain running-mate and her staff…
Satire-It’s a Good Thing I’m Not God
It’s a Good Thing I’m Not God: A Snarky Take on Divine Wrath It’s a good thing I’m not God. Seriously, if I were, I’d be a wrathful deity, sitting up in the clouds, facepalming at the sheer idiocy of humanity. I’d look down and be like, “You idiots. You dumb humans keep breaking the …
Murica! The Revolutionary War: A Fight for Gun Rights NOT Tea Prices
As we look back at yesterday’s Fourth of July celebration, let’s take a moment to revisit the true essence of the American Revolutionary War.
Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Vol II – Episode 90: Games, Iran, and Ash-e-Reshteh Soup
Political Satire: Having trouble surviving these times? You’re not alone. Join us in columnist John F. Di Leo’s exploration of an alternate universe, where we imagine the impossible: Joe Buckstop, an aging, corrupt old fool, somehow becomes president in his basement, and every night, an aide has to bring him his soup and discuss the …
Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Vol II – Episode 89: Chicago Mayors, Federal Employees, and Nita’s Signature Gumbo
In today’s episode, Joe Buckstop is forced to confront the challenge of Democrat executive staffers who can’t seem to handle the heat these days.
Evening Soup with Basement Joe, Vol II – Episode 88: Roads, Bridges, and Mushroom and Pine Nut Soup
In today’s episode, Joe Buckstop is confronted by the reality that his “infrastructure bill” wasn’t really intended to contain any actual infrastructure.