America’s Favorite Pastime: Complaining, Offending, and Embracing the Art of Angry Living
Forget baseball; complaining is the true national sport, and we’ve become so skilled at it that we’ve even managed to turn it into an art form.
David T. Cloft
Divine Desert Soaker: God Sends Flood to Burning Man Festival to Teach Lessons in Style
In an unexpected turn of events, the Almighty One Himself, God, reportedly cast His divine gaze upon the notorious Burning Man Festival and decided it was high time to unleash a watery catastrophe of biblical proportions.
Oh, Canada! The Land of Bagged Milk, Booze Smuggling, and Semi-Socialism
Today in Cloft’s Corner, we embark on a humorous journey north of the border to explore the peculiar world of Canada, where maple syrup flows like water, apologies are the national pastime, and bagged milk is a culinary riddle wrapped in a plastic enigma.
Bald Eagle: From Mighty Hunter to Woke Mascot – How Critical Theory Clipped America’s Icon
In a shocking turn of events, it seems that even the mighty bald eagle, once a symbol of freedom, has fallen victim to the insidious clutches of critical theory and the rise of woke ideology.
The Chronicles of the Clueless: A Guide to Being Human in the Upside-Down
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave examines the contradictions of the human experience.
Gone with the Wind: The Melodrama of the Lost ‘Art’ of the Farmer’s Blow
Ah, the nostalgia of simpler times when tissues were a luxury, and the winds of nature served as both ally and adversary in the age-old practice known as the “farmer’s blow.”
Nasal Navigations: How Millions Were Spent to Uncover the ‘Nose-Pickers’ CCP Virus Connection
Millions of dollars have been pumped into an endeavor to uncover the shocking link between those sneaky nose excavators and the dreaded “CCP Virus.”
Unveiling the Parallels: Ancient Pagan Priests and Modern Drag Queens
The curious connection between ancient pagan priests and modern drag queens might not be easily apparent, but upon closer examination, parallels emerge
Oops, BlackRock Accidentally Reveals the ‘S’ in ESG Stands for Satanic – A Devilishly Good Strategy?
BlackRock, the investment giant, has apparently accidentally revealed that the ‘S’ in ESG (Environmental, Social, and Governance) stands for ‘Satanic.’
Elijah: The John Wayne of Prophets – Taking on 400 Baal-Worshipping Pansies and a Weak King
In the annals of biblical history, one figure stands out like a lone wolf amidst a flock of sheep: the prophet Elijah.
A Disconnect in Values: From Roosevelt to the Biden Administration
A provision within the act amends the Elementary and Secondary Education Act (ESEA), barring federal funds from supporting programs that offer dangerous weapon training.
Exclusive Club of Rome Revels in Diminished Diaper Demands: Birthrates Plummet, High Fives Soar!
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave lampoons the Holy See and its seeming lack of interest in having and nurturing children.
Navigating the Complex Landscape of Firearm Regulation: The Sullivan Law’s Impact
In the ever-evolving world of firearm regulations, the Sullivan Law, enacted in New York around 1910, stands as a testament to the delicate balance between crime prevention and individual rights.
Eternal Paradox: The Price of Free Beer Remains Unchanged, Humanity Outraged Anyway
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave examines Free Beer, it’s pitfalls, perils, potential and resistance to inflation.
From Rome to the Present: A Sobering Reflection”
As the pages of history continue to turn, the striking parallels between the fall of Rome and the challenges faced by the United States today become harder to ignore. Corruption, a weakening political system, and a restless populace seeking stability have set the stage for a thought-provoking comparison. Much like the Roman Republic, the halls …
Dysfunction Junction-Where Government Corruption is the New Norm and We’ve All Hopped Aboard
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave lampoons government corruption and politicos wear their shady deals like badges of honor.
War: The Unyielding Echo Throughout History
In the tapestry of human existence, an inescapable thread weaves its way through time – the thread of war. Peace, is the rarity.
Satire-Reflective Belt Apocalypse: How America’s National Security Hangs by a Thread of Hi-Vis”
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave looks at one of the more absurd military “safety” regulations, wear of the Reflective Belt, even in a combat zone.
The Revolution of Historical Ignorance: From Constitution to Confusion
A new breed of warriors has embarked on a journey of embracing a worldview that would make even George Orwell raise an eyebrow and wonder, “Did I predict this?”
Woke Draft: Congressman Proposes Inclusive Draft for 139 Genders
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave writes of a Woke Military Draft: Congressman Proposes Inclusive Draft for 139 Genders