The Woke Revolution: Bringing Unity Through Division
In a stunning display of irony, the woke social justice DEI religion of the left has managed to achieve the impossible: creating even more division and polarization in the country.
David T. Cloft
Satire: Body-Stacking Founding Fathers-The Revolutionary Response to the Horrors of Democratic Socialism!
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave calls upon our great Founding Fathers to help make the point about the true foundations of liberty.
Apocalypse Now: The Hilariously Grim Circus of the 21st Century
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave channels Francis Ford Coppola in his socio-economic version of Coppola’s “Apocalypse Now.”
The Graduation Gauntlet: Engines of Ignorance and Consumption
Ah, the modern high school graduate – armed with diplomas and dreams, but clueless about the most basic distinctions in the world of engines.
Jimmy Buffett’s Sage Wisdom: Laughter in the Face of Insanity
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave enlists the help of that well known tropical troubadour, Jimmy Buffet, to help regain our sanity.
The Cultural Evolution of Ideological Movements: From Political Correctness to DEI and the Rise of Cancel Culture
The cultural evolution of ideological movements in the United States has been a dynamic journey, marked by significant shifts in societal attitudes and values.
Joey’s World: A Politician’s Tale of Privileges and Puzzlement
Joey, a self-proclaimed political elite, just can’t seem to understand why he and his son aren’t receiving the special treatment he believes they deserve.
The Irony Chronicles: Angry Advocate Turns on the Unvaccinated
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave turns his rapier wit back on the Karens and their angst that we all haven’t taken the jab despite their nagging.
Adam Smith’s Ghostly Roast: The Hilarious Follies of the US Economy in 2023
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave attends a celebrity roast of famed economist, Adam Smith tied into the 2023 economy.
Beyond the Stars: Unveiling the Inter-dimensional Nature of Extraterrestrial Encounters
For decades, the notion of extraterrestrial life has been a captivating topic of discussion, conjuring images of advanced civilizations from distant galaxies.
The Pre-9/11 Army: Revisiting an Era of Military Excellence
This article argues that the pre-9/11 Army was a better organization than today, with a stronger focus on its singular purpose: winning the nation’s wars.
Butt Wiper Brewing’s Desperate Giveaway: When Loyalty Takes a Backseat
Today, we dive into the baffling saga of Butt Wiper Brewing and their flagship beer, “Butt White,” which has been met with an total lack of consumer interest.
Smoke and Brews: A Satirical Solution to Canada’s Forest Fire Woes
In the annals of outlandish solutions to global problems, a group of fed-up Americans has emerged with a brilliantly absurd plan. Frustrated by the persistent poor air quality caused by forest fires in Canada, these self-proclaimed environmental activists have devised a grassroots movement that involves beer, bonfires, and an audacious goal: sending smoke back across …
Confederate Statue Removal Cures All Society’s Ills, Ushers in Era of Utopian Harmony
In what can only be described as a monumental achievement in societal transformation, the removal of a Confederate statue of Robert E. Lee has miraculously solved all of humanity’s problems.
Groundbreaking Discovery: Humans Invent Artificial Intelligence to Counteract Collective Intellectual Decline
Today in Croft’s Corner: Groundbreaking Discovery-Humans Invent Artificial Intelligence to Counteract Collective Intellectual Decline
Demons at the Gates of Hell Overwhelmed by Influx of Souls: Begging Earthlings to Convert for Easier Workload
This is the first edition of Cloft’s Corner, a bit of political satire to start our week with a smile and send us forth as happy warriors.
Navigating Unintended Consequences: An Analysis of Potential Challenges in Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Initiatives
Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) is the new “buzz acronym.” The Army as well as many major corporations have embraced this ideology.
Upholding Liberty: Reflecting on the Founding Fathers’ Definition of Tyranny Amidst Post-Pandemic Measures
“When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.” Thomas Jefferson
UFOs, Aliens and Demons
UFOs, Aliens and Demons; While most Americans are flying rainbow flags and worried about more free stuff, the US government is releasing information saying UFOs are real. I contend the “leap of faith” to believe in extra-terrestrial life is far greater than what’s required for belief in a creator. According to Christian beliefs, demons are …
Has WW3 Already Begun?
We are currently witnessing a proxy war between the NATO and China; using Ukrainian and Russian sons and daughters as the pawns.