Don Surber’s Weekly Highlights
Another full week of Trump achievements, press bemoaning them and world leaders (I mean you Iran) just not getting it.
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The stupidity of environmentalism; There is no such thing as oat milk. Goat milk, yes. Oat milk, impossible.
The left has attacked cow milk for decades now preferring artificial substances, such as substituting margarine for butter. In recent years, beverages made from almonds, oats and other crops have been pitched as substitutes for milk.
Transgendering into a killer
He looked like Chris Farley. Even after 6 years of taking transgendering drugs, Jesse VanRootselaar, 18, had a 5 O’Clock shadow that powder did not completely cover. Police say he shot and killed 6 people and wounded 25 others
Macron versus Trumpzilla; We are experiencing a real life Bambi Versus Godzilla drama
This situation reminds me of the legendary short film Bambi Versus Godzilla.Bambi is seen ruminating in the forest. Godzilla steps on him. The end.
The woman globalists fear most
The real big news on Sunday was the election in Japan. PM Sanae Takaichi is working at the speed of Trump. Right after she took office, she called for a snap election, which was held 110 days into her term.
White saviors are flinging dildos in ICE capades
Not all protesters support illegals. ICE won’t melt but maybe anti-ICE is. Organized Democrat and communist opposition to the removal of illegal aliens in Minnesota and elsewhere has been melting of late. Fox reported the protesters, insurgents and rioters are fighting among themselves as the winter drags on and their tactics turn cost public sentiment. …
Don Surber’s Weekly Highlights
Once again, Don Surber is back with his very own brand of ribald humor, recaping the events of the past week and lampooning the usual characters.
Translating Marxism into English
Today, Don surber turns the tables on the left by channeling a little Saul Alinsky, using ridicule to point out the flaws in marxist lingo.
Results matter; Deportations push Trump up 7 points in the last month.
President Trump will never in his lifetime be first in the hearts of his countrymen because half will die a Never Trumper. The sense of entitlement among those who pretend they are powerful debilitates them. His enemies are proof that envy and vanity are cardinal sins because envy and vanity harm men.
Antifa, a wholly owned subsidiary of a billionaire; Bernie Sanders in 2019: “Billionaires should not exist.”
In 2019, Bernie Sanders said, “Billionaires should not exist.” Last year, he said, “We have a government of billionaires, by billionaires, and for billionaires.”
Trump: The Wizard of Ours; Scott Adams called him a wizard of persuasion and the cartoonist was right
On Saturday, two days after the FBI acquired the ballots via a federal warrant the Atlanta Journal Constitution reported, “More rumors than details emerge about FBI seizure of troves of 2020 records.”
America shrugged; Maybe the UN can sell Dictator Scouts cookies as we stop footing its bills.
The UN’s decision to cut programs instead of the bureaucracy reminds me of how school board members threaten to cut football and basketball after voters dare vote down a school levy. Cutting the number of assistant school superintendents never enters their minds.
Don Surber’s Weekly Highlights
Don Surber ranges far and wide as he recaps events facing our nation, from foreign policy to Democrat corruption led by such notables as the last Democrat Vice Presidential nominee.
The Black history not told; Black History Month usually ignores capitalists and Republicans
February is Black History Month, which liberals bend toward messages of unceasing oppression while shunning the many black historical figures who improved the nation and proved the American dream works for everyone.
Marco rides into the Senate; And bonks Democrat after Democrat with mallet towards all.
Marco Rubio rode into the Senate on Wednesday and scored nearside shot after nearside shot on the lefties.
Press gets Minnesota wrong; Forget Mount Rushmore. Trump deserves his own mountain.
If you still read a newspaper for news, you would believe that Democrats defeated President Trump in the Battle of West Mogadischu, Minnesota. Then again, you would also believe Ivermectin is horse paste, cloth masks stop viruses and Donald Trump has triggered World War 3 six times in his two presidencies.
The Walz is caving in to Trump; Talk softly and carry a big Insurrection Act of 1807
But charm alone goes only so far. In his negotiations, President Trump always carries a big stick. Sometimes the stick is a squad of B-2s loaded with bunker busters. Other times, it is 150 aircraft and special forces carrying a discombobulator that will send your troops home in oversized shoe boxes.
Time is on Trump’s side in Minneapolis; Wait them out. As Saul Alinsky said, a tactic that drags on too long becomes a drag.
On Saturday, the national media had a nervous breakdown over a border patrol agent shooting and killing a domestic terrorist who brought a gun and dozens of rounds of ammo to a “mostly peaceful protest.”
Don Surber’s Weekly Highlights
Hawai’i has a gun law that violates the Constitution. It argued to the court that because it was once a kingdom, it does not have to obey the Second Amendment. Democrats live in Bizarro America.
Jack Smith’s perjured testimony; The press pretended like he did nothing wrong as he lied, lied, lied
The media has stood by this unlawfully appointed prosecutor for five years and did so in its reporting of the hearing because DC journalists serve the Deep State, and not the truth.