Satire: Advocating for Sensible Hammer Control Laws
Once again, the rapier wit of Dave Cloft rides forth as he floats the idea of “common sense” hammer laws…all for our own good of course.
Snark
Phil May: Belated Thoughts on Tax Day
Here are some belated thoughts about April 15th, the day Americans have to settle up with the Federal government.
Titanic Mystery: Torpedo or Iceberg? Unraveling the Business Conspiracy
In a shocking turn of events, scientists examining the remains of the Titanic have stumbled upon a perplexing discovery: a torpedo-shaped hole in the hull.
Stage 2 of Democrat Operation, “Elect Trump” Begins in Manhattan
The TDS afflicted lawfare warriors of New York just kicked off stage 2 of their effort to get Donald Trump re-elected in November. New York Attorney General Letitia James got her civil suit decision, and now District Attorney Alvin Bragg is going for the big kahuna – a criminal conviction.
I’m Coming out of the Closet
I have decided that I am “coming out of the closet” as well. Yes, me. It’s time for me to be my true self! I have decided to self-identify as the Director of the Alabama Space and Rocket Center.
Weekend at Bill Gates’s; A completely fictitious account of how he will enjoy a post-apocalypse world
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
― Albert Einstein
The Undead Defense Act: Why We Desperately Need the Right to Keep and Bear Zombie-Fighting Drones
Picture a world where the Constitution guarantees every citizen the right to keep and bear zombie-fighting drones.
A Short-sighted Victory for Environmental Climate Change; Sustainable Development Irony
We’ve almost emptied our strategic war reserves that kept prices artificially suppressed. Because we will never have another war in our generation…
What Do AI Bots Reveal About Their Creators?
The science of computer technology is transitioning from computers as computational devices, to imitators of human behavior.
SNARK: A Call for Environmental Responsibility-Extinguishing the JFK Eternal Flame
Dave Cloft uses a little snark to skewer the leftists, as he proposes extinguishing JFK’s Arlington Torch to reduce climate change.
L-O-L!
A simple item: “LOL”, of which ad nauseum usage started, I believe, pre-smart phone in the pre-historic era of the flip phones and in their dumb keyboards, LOL.
Biden Throws a Tantrum, Through His Attorney
Our “kindly old gentleman with the bad memory” decided to have his White House counsel run interference with the House impeachment inquiry. Ed Siskel sent a strongly worded – but weakly reasoned – letter to Speaker Johnson.
The Corn Flakes Crusader: From Corn Flakes to Colon Cleansing
Yes, you heard that right – the same guy who brought us the joy of corn flakes also dabbled in the nether regions of hygiene innovation.
Humans: The Masterclass in Dumbness
The next time someone tries to tell you that humans are just animals, kindly remind them that we’ve taken stupidity to a whole new level – and we’re darn proud of it.
Fat and Furious: The Secret Weapon in Warfare Revealed
In a groundbreaking turn of events, a government researcher, analyst, and bean counter extraordinaire has rocked the scientific community with a theory that not only defies logic but also secures a Nobel Prize and a cool $1 million.
Winged Warriors: Falcons in Military History and the Fight Against Drones
The use of falcons in military contexts can be traced back to medieval Europe and the Middle East, where they were trained and employed for a variety of purposes.
From Zero to General: How Any ‘Good Man’ Can Build His Own Military Battalion
In the annals of history, there’s a little-known secret to climbing the ranks of the military: just build your own battalion!
Biden’s Slip-Up Reveals Truth About Border Crisis: A Comedy of Errors
In a rare moment of accidental candor, President Joe Biden inadvertently shed light on the glaring truth behind our border crisis: it’s a bona fide national security threat, folks.
Biden’s “Grumpy Old Man” State of the Union Rant
As I watched Joe Biden deliver his State of the Union Address last Thursday, I couldn’t help but be reminded of Dana Carvey’s “Grumpy Old Man” sketches on Saturday Night Live in the 1980s.
Parody As a Weapon Part CXX; Something smells fishy when there are Bidens around.
Welcome to another episode of Parody as a Political Weapon, where Albert Constantine Jr uses his rapier wit to skewer the Biden Crime Family.