The Chronicles of the Clueless: A Guide to Being Human in the Upside-Down
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave examines the contradictions of the human experience.
Humor
Gone with the Wind: The Melodrama of the Lost ‘Art’ of the Farmer’s Blow
Ah, the nostalgia of simpler times when tissues were a luxury, and the winds of nature served as both ally and adversary in the age-old practice known as the “farmer’s blow.”
Nasal Navigations: How Millions Were Spent to Uncover the ‘Nose-Pickers’ CCP Virus Connection
Millions of dollars have been pumped into an endeavor to uncover the shocking link between those sneaky nose excavators and the dreaded “CCP Virus.”
A Little Advice for the “T” in LGBTQ
If we’re going to accept the science of genetics, we don’t get to ignore the “X” and “Y” chromosomes, just because they’re inconvenient to useful idiots with gender confusion.
Oops, BlackRock Accidentally Reveals the ‘S’ in ESG Stands for Satanic – A Devilishly Good Strategy?
BlackRock, the investment giant, has apparently accidentally revealed that the ‘S’ in ESG (Environmental, Social, and Governance) stands for ‘Satanic.’
Political Parody As a Weapon Part CI; Is it time to let Joe Biden return to the sea?
Political Parody As a Weapon Part CI; Is it time to let Joe Biden return to the sea? Last week, in Part C, we tried to capture the essence of the Hunter Biden legal strategy now that special counsel status had been granted to those bending over not to prosecute him. This week, we will continue …
Exclusive Club of Rome Revels in Diminished Diaper Demands: Birthrates Plummet, High Fives Soar!
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave lampoons the Holy See and its seeming lack of interest in having and nurturing children.
Eternal Paradox: The Price of Free Beer Remains Unchanged, Humanity Outraged Anyway
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave examines Free Beer, it’s pitfalls, perils, potential and resistance to inflation.
Dysfunction Junction-Where Government Corruption is the New Norm and We’ve All Hopped Aboard
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave lampoons government corruption and politicos wear their shady deals like badges of honor.
Satire-Reflective Belt Apocalypse: How America’s National Security Hangs by a Thread of Hi-Vis”
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave looks at one of the more absurd military “safety” regulations, wear of the Reflective Belt, even in a combat zone.
Woke Draft: Congressman Proposes Inclusive Draft for 139 Genders
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave writes of a Woke Military Draft: Congressman Proposes Inclusive Draft for 139 Genders
Satire: The New, Woke, Social Justice U.S. Military Code of Conduct: Fighting for Justice, One Snarky Remark at a Time
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave has a look at the woke culture now being forced upon our troops by leftist leaders who haven’t won a war, lately.
California Has Another Planet Saving Idea
The 1st law of thermodynamics states that energy cannot be created or destroyed, only converted to other forms. California is debating an exception to that law — legislatively.
Satire: The Tower of Silicon: A Modern Tale of Technological Hubris
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave modernizes a Biblical reference in: “The Tower of Silicon: A Modern Tale of Technological Hubris”
The Curious Case of Woke Warriors: A History Lesson They Conveniently Forgot
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave takes a dive into the world of Woke Warriors and their severe case of selective memory.
Political Parody As a Weapon Part XCVIV
Political Parody As a Weapon Part XCVIV; Could Red Buttons say “Xi never got a dinner” if we give China our lunch instead?
Satire-When Humans Tried to Outsmart God: A Tale of Arrogance and AI
When Humans Tried to Outsmart God: A Tale of Arrogance and AI; Scientist’s Project ‘Lucifer’ Reveals Ambitious Attempt to One-Up the Divine Ah, dear readers, prepare yourselves for a tale of unparalleled audacity and a grand display of human brilliance—or so they thought. In a dark corner of the scientific community, a sinister scientist by …
Satire: Embrace Your Inner Pyromaniac: The Case for Owning More Burn Barrels
Trees are practically begging for more carbon dioxide, so why not lend them a helping hand by igniting everything you can find?
Satire: Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse: The Wild Ride to Doomsville!
Ladies and gentlemen, saddle up your horses and hold onto your tinfoil hats because it’s time to talk about the four horsemen of the apocalypse! No, not the biblical ones, but their modern-day cousins, wreaking havoc in our world.
Political Parody As a Weapon Part XCVIII
Today, Albert Constantine Jr enlists the help of the Doobie brothers to take President Joe Biden to task on his open and notorious corruption.