President Eisenhower’s “I Told You So” Moment: The Eye-Popping Costs of Military Expenditures
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave channels President Eisenhower and his warning, “Beware the Military Industrial Complex.”
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Butt Wiper Brewing’s Desperate Giveaway: When Loyalty Takes a Backseat
Today, we dive into the baffling saga of Butt Wiper Brewing and their flagship beer, “Butt White,” which has been met with an total lack of consumer interest.
Smoke and Brews: A Satirical Solution to Canada’s Forest Fire Woes
In the annals of outlandish solutions to global problems, a group of fed-up Americans has emerged with a brilliantly absurd plan. Frustrated by the persistent poor air quality caused by forest fires in Canada, these self-proclaimed environmental activists have devised a grassroots movement that involves beer, bonfires, and an audacious goal: sending smoke back across …
Top Gun Aces Cry Foul as AI Drones Crush Their Egos: It’s Fluffy the Woke Pilot vs. the ‘Cheating’ Machines!
In a stunning turn of events, the skies are filled with the wails and moans of top gun ace fighter jock pilots from the Air Force and Navy.
Board Meeting: Satan Congratulates His Demonic Dream Team for Pandemic Success and Aims for an Even More Evil Year Ahead!
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave channels C.S. Lewis as he imagines Satan directing his demons in further devilment after a successful year.
Groundbreaking Discovery: Humans Invent Artificial Intelligence to Counteract Collective Intellectual Decline
Today in Croft’s Corner: Groundbreaking Discovery-Humans Invent Artificial Intelligence to Counteract Collective Intellectual Decline
Demons at the Gates of Hell Overwhelmed by Influx of Souls: Begging Earthlings to Convert for Easier Workload
This is the first edition of Cloft’s Corner, a bit of political satire to start our week with a smile and send us forth as happy warriors.
In Case You Missed It! The AFNN Week In Review.
In case you missed them this week, here is a recap of some of our most powerful stories. Take some time to have a look. In an article outlining a singularly important issue, Mike Ford reviews the Indy film, Sound of Freedom. This crowdsourced effort brings attention to the sordid practice of child trafficking for …
Political Parody As a Weapon Part XCV
Political Parody As a Weapon Part XCV; She tells lies, she tells lies, she tells lies- Cocaine!
Satanic Worshippers Cry Foul Over Ten Commandments
“Satanic Worshippers Cry Foul Over Ten Commandments: It’s Hard to Sin When God’s Rules Get in the Way!”
Just a Few Comments, by Sean Dietrich
You can’t please everyone. sometimes a beloved storyteller cannot avoid the slings and arrows of the commentariat. Sean Dietrich is no exception. Like the gentleman he is, he takes it all in stride. Ed MARGARET BRADFORD: Hi, Sean, I am disappointed in you… I found several typos and errors in your recent columns. I have …
Political Parody As a Weapon Part XCIV
Political Parody As a Weapon Part XCIV; Grandpa, does your dog bite- No, child, no (at least since Major was taken from the White House).
We Are On Strike 1SG! An Essay by William Marshall
It was spring of 1991, we were stop lossed in Korea. We couldn’t go home even though our time was ended for the one year tour. I was one of them. I was stuck. I had a new baby at home, a life I wanted to get back to. Oh well. Another group was already …
Political Parody As a Weapon Part XCIII
PoliticalParody As a Weapon Part XCIII; But, Dad, I’m listenin’ to Smokey! Last week, in Part XCII, Hunter Biden was taken to task for his fatherhood failures. This week, there will be a bit of an examination of the Biden scion’s fatherhood successes, as least as far as his dad’s name is concerned. As the news …
Political Parody As a Weapon Part XCII
Political Parody As a Weapon Part XCII; From Here to Paternity, by Albert Constantine Jr, AFNN’a version of Paul Shanklin
Welcome to the Revolution
I usually start my mornings perusing the news of the day. Yesterday, in under 15 minutes, I came across three stories of anti-woke rebellion. Was it just a coincidence, or is the rebellion beginning?
Our Evolving Non-Verbal Language
A few years ago, I learned that the “Okay” hand signal had come to mean white supremacy. I haven’t heard too much about it since Donald Trump triggered a bunch of snowflakes with it four years ago, but it came up again when Kyle Rittenhouse brazenly flashed the sign at a crowd of people. In …
My Toxically Masculine Dad
A father’s duty is to prepare his children to be productive members of society – receiving little or no recognition for doing so – knowing that true greatness is achieved through one’s ancestors.
Political Parody As a Weapon Part XCI
Political Parody As a Weapon Part XCI; No it isn’t very pretty what a clown who’s half-witty can do.
Political Parody As a Weapon Part XC
Political Parody As a Weapon Part XC; There is some official corruption and election interference that even Merrick Garland can’t abide. Last week, in Part LXXXIX, we checked the fluid levels of gender and made sure there were all original parts under the hood. This week, we will return to Chuck Berry’s song catalogue (without any …