Eternal Paradox: The Price of Free Beer Remains Unchanged, Humanity Outraged Anyway
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave examines Free Beer, it’s pitfalls, perils, potential and resistance to inflation.
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Dysfunction Junction-Where Government Corruption is the New Norm and We’ve All Hopped Aboard
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave lampoons government corruption and politicos wear their shady deals like badges of honor.
Satire-Reflective Belt Apocalypse: How America’s National Security Hangs by a Thread of Hi-Vis”
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave looks at one of the more absurd military “safety” regulations, wear of the Reflective Belt, even in a combat zone.
Woke Draft: Congressman Proposes Inclusive Draft for 139 Genders
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave writes of a Woke Military Draft: Congressman Proposes Inclusive Draft for 139 Genders
Satire: The New, Woke, Social Justice U.S. Military Code of Conduct: Fighting for Justice, One Snarky Remark at a Time
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave has a look at the woke culture now being forced upon our troops by leftist leaders who haven’t won a war, lately.
California Has Another Planet Saving Idea
The 1st law of thermodynamics states that energy cannot be created or destroyed, only converted to other forms. California is debating an exception to that law — legislatively.
Satire: The Tower of Silicon: A Modern Tale of Technological Hubris
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave modernizes a Biblical reference in: “The Tower of Silicon: A Modern Tale of Technological Hubris”
The Curious Case of Woke Warriors: A History Lesson They Conveniently Forgot
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave takes a dive into the world of Woke Warriors and their severe case of selective memory.
Political Parody As a Weapon Part XCVIV
Political Parody As a Weapon Part XCVIV; Could Red Buttons say “Xi never got a dinner” if we give China our lunch instead?
Satire-When Humans Tried to Outsmart God: A Tale of Arrogance and AI
When Humans Tried to Outsmart God: A Tale of Arrogance and AI; Scientist’s Project ‘Lucifer’ Reveals Ambitious Attempt to One-Up the Divine Ah, dear readers, prepare yourselves for a tale of unparalleled audacity and a grand display of human brilliance—or so they thought. In a dark corner of the scientific community, a sinister scientist by …
Satire: Embrace Your Inner Pyromaniac: The Case for Owning More Burn Barrels
Trees are practically begging for more carbon dioxide, so why not lend them a helping hand by igniting everything you can find?
Satire: Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse: The Wild Ride to Doomsville!
Ladies and gentlemen, saddle up your horses and hold onto your tinfoil hats because it’s time to talk about the four horsemen of the apocalypse! No, not the biblical ones, but their modern-day cousins, wreaking havoc in our world.
Political Parody As a Weapon Part XCVIII
Today, Albert Constantine Jr enlists the help of the Doobie brothers to take President Joe Biden to task on his open and notorious corruption.
Satire: The Great Reset: A Utopian Dream of Owning Nothing and Being Ecstatically Miserable
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave brings his rapier wit to the subject of property rights and their relationship to personal liberty.
Satire: Body-Stacking Founding Fathers-The Revolutionary Response to the Horrors of Democratic Socialism!
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave calls upon our great Founding Fathers to help make the point about the true foundations of liberty.
Apocalypse Now: The Hilariously Grim Circus of the 21st Century
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave channels Francis Ford Coppola in his socio-economic version of Coppola’s “Apocalypse Now.”
Jimmy Buffett’s Sage Wisdom: Laughter in the Face of Insanity
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave enlists the help of that well known tropical troubadour, Jimmy Buffet, to help regain our sanity.
Butt Wiper Brewing’s Desperate Giveaway: When Loyalty Takes a Backseat
Today, we dive into the baffling saga of Butt Wiper Brewing and their flagship beer, “Butt White,” which has been met with an total lack of consumer interest.
Smoke and Brews: A Satirical Solution to Canada’s Forest Fire Woes
In the annals of outlandish solutions to global problems, a group of fed-up Americans has emerged with a brilliantly absurd plan. Frustrated by the persistent poor air quality caused by forest fires in Canada, these self-proclaimed environmental activists have devised a grassroots movement that involves beer, bonfires, and an audacious goal: sending smoke back across …
Groundbreaking Discovery: Humans Invent Artificial Intelligence to Counteract Collective Intellectual Decline
Today in Croft’s Corner: Groundbreaking Discovery-Humans Invent Artificial Intelligence to Counteract Collective Intellectual Decline