Political Parody As a Weapon Part XCVIV
Political Parody As a Weapon Part XCVIV; Could Red Buttons say “Xi never got a dinner” if we give China our lunch instead?
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Satire-When Humans Tried to Outsmart God: A Tale of Arrogance and AI
When Humans Tried to Outsmart God: A Tale of Arrogance and AI; Scientist’s Project ‘Lucifer’ Reveals Ambitious Attempt to One-Up the Divine Ah, dear readers, prepare yourselves for a tale of unparalleled audacity and a grand display of human brilliance—or so they thought. In a dark corner of the scientific community, a sinister scientist by …
Satire: Embrace Your Inner Pyromaniac: The Case for Owning More Burn Barrels
Trees are practically begging for more carbon dioxide, so why not lend them a helping hand by igniting everything you can find?
Satire: Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse: The Wild Ride to Doomsville!
Ladies and gentlemen, saddle up your horses and hold onto your tinfoil hats because it’s time to talk about the four horsemen of the apocalypse! No, not the biblical ones, but their modern-day cousins, wreaking havoc in our world.
Political Parody As a Weapon Part XCVIII
Today, Albert Constantine Jr enlists the help of the Doobie brothers to take President Joe Biden to task on his open and notorious corruption.
Satire: The Great Reset: A Utopian Dream of Owning Nothing and Being Ecstatically Miserable
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave brings his rapier wit to the subject of property rights and their relationship to personal liberty.
Satire: Body-Stacking Founding Fathers-The Revolutionary Response to the Horrors of Democratic Socialism!
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave calls upon our great Founding Fathers to help make the point about the true foundations of liberty.
Apocalypse Now: The Hilariously Grim Circus of the 21st Century
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave channels Francis Ford Coppola in his socio-economic version of Coppola’s “Apocalypse Now.”
Jimmy Buffett’s Sage Wisdom: Laughter in the Face of Insanity
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave enlists the help of that well known tropical troubadour, Jimmy Buffet, to help regain our sanity.
President Eisenhower’s “I Told You So” Moment: The Eye-Popping Costs of Military Expenditures
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave channels President Eisenhower and his warning, “Beware the Military Industrial Complex.”
Butt Wiper Brewing’s Desperate Giveaway: When Loyalty Takes a Backseat
Today, we dive into the baffling saga of Butt Wiper Brewing and their flagship beer, “Butt White,” which has been met with an total lack of consumer interest.
Smoke and Brews: A Satirical Solution to Canada’s Forest Fire Woes
In the annals of outlandish solutions to global problems, a group of fed-up Americans has emerged with a brilliantly absurd plan. Frustrated by the persistent poor air quality caused by forest fires in Canada, these self-proclaimed environmental activists have devised a grassroots movement that involves beer, bonfires, and an audacious goal: sending smoke back across …
Groundbreaking Discovery: Humans Invent Artificial Intelligence to Counteract Collective Intellectual Decline
Today in Croft’s Corner: Groundbreaking Discovery-Humans Invent Artificial Intelligence to Counteract Collective Intellectual Decline
Demons at the Gates of Hell Overwhelmed by Influx of Souls: Begging Earthlings to Convert for Easier Workload
This is the first edition of Cloft’s Corner, a bit of political satire to start our week with a smile and send us forth as happy warriors.
In Case You Missed It! The AFNN Week In Review.
In case you missed them this week, here is a recap of some of our most powerful stories. Take some time to have a look. In an article outlining a singularly important issue, Mike Ford reviews the Indy film, Sound of Freedom. This crowdsourced effort brings attention to the sordid practice of child trafficking for …
Political Parody As a Weapon Part XCV
Political Parody As a Weapon Part XCV; She tells lies, she tells lies, she tells lies- Cocaine!
Just a Few Comments, by Sean Dietrich
You can’t please everyone. sometimes a beloved storyteller cannot avoid the slings and arrows of the commentariat. Sean Dietrich is no exception. Like the gentleman he is, he takes it all in stride. Ed MARGARET BRADFORD: Hi, Sean, I am disappointed in you… I found several typos and errors in your recent columns. I have …
Political Parody As a Weapon Part XCIV
Political Parody As a Weapon Part XCIV; Grandpa, does your dog bite- No, child, no (at least since Major was taken from the White House).
We Are On Strike 1SG! An Essay by William Marshall
It was spring of 1991, we were stop lossed in Korea. We couldn’t go home even though our time was ended for the one year tour. I was one of them. I was stuck. I had a new baby at home, a life I wanted to get back to. Oh well. Another group was already …
Political Parody As a Weapon Part XCIII
PoliticalParody As a Weapon Part XCIII; But, Dad, I’m listenin’ to Smokey! Last week, in Part XCII, Hunter Biden was taken to task for his fatherhood failures. This week, there will be a bit of an examination of the Biden scion’s fatherhood successes, as least as far as his dad’s name is concerned. As the news …