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David T. Cloft

David T. Cloft is a competitive smallbore and long range rifle shooter from the United States, who has won seven National Championships and has set 11 US National Records. In 1999 he became the first American to be Knighted by the Princess of Buedingen, Germany after winning their annual Schutzenfest. He formerly served as a United States Army officer and retired at the rank of Lieutenant Colonel.

Breaking News: We’re All Humans, Race is Just a Social Construct!

December 10, 2023 by David T. Cloft

In a groundbreaking revelation that may shock some and reaffirm the beliefs of many, scientists have discovered a mind-blowing truth: we are all members of the same species—humans!

Categories Culture, Government, Race Tags Darwin, Human, Race, Satire, Snark 5 Comments

Gaza’s Real Estate belongs to Israel: David’s superior marksmanship skills

December 9, 2023 by David T. Cloft

In the epic saga of “David and Goliath,” David’s slingshot skills weren’t just a one-time wonder; they came with a title deed for Gaza.

Categories Culture, History, Humor, Politics, Satire, Snark Tags David vs Goliath, Gaza, Humor, Political Satire, Satire 3 Comments

From Tea Parties to Political Parties

December 9, 2023 by David T. Cloft

From Tea Parties to Political Parties: and Red Coats to Red Tape. A Satirical Journey from Liberty to Tyranny.

Categories Biden, History, Humor, Media, Politics, Satire, Snark, U.S. News/Policy Tags Factions, Humor, Political Parties, Political Satire, Satire, Snark, Tea Party 1 Comment

German Canine Breeding Success and the Tragic Intersection with Eugenics: An Examination within Historical Context

December 8, 2023 by David T. Cloft

The misguided connection drawn between canine breeding and the deplorable eugenics movement, reflects a complex interplay of historical circumstances and scientific misunderstanding.

Categories Culture, Education, Government, Medicine, Race, Science, U.S. News/Policy Tags Eugenics 1 Comment

Reason Over Hysteria-Debunking Climate Alarmism in 2023

December 8, 2023 by David T. Cloft

In the ever-evolving landscape of environmental discourse, one thing remains constant: the Earth’s remarkable resilience.

Categories Biden, Climate, Economy, Elections, Energy, Government, Politics, Science, U.S. News/Policy Tags Climate, Climate Hoax, Climate Nazis 2 Comments

Entitlements: The Politician’s Poisoned Chalice and Taxation Woes

December 7, 2023 by David T. Cloft

Entitlements, those coveted treasures that politicians dare not touch, are like clingy exes – once they’re in your life, they never really leave.

Categories Biden, Economy, Elections, Government, Politics, U.S. News/Policy Tags Entitlements, Satire, Snark, Taxes 3 Comments

Animal Farm 2.0: Why a Civil War 2.0 in the USA Is Unlikely and Improbable

December 7, 2023 by David T. Cloft

In George Orwell’s “Animal Farm,” the animals’ uprising against human oppression led to a new order, but ultimately, the pigs became akin to the former human masters.

Categories Biden, Constitution, Culture, Elections, Government, Politics Tags Animal Farm, Leftist government, Revolution 2 Comments

Orwellistan: Embracing Freedom through Individual Moral Principles

December 6, 2023 by David T. Cloft

Orwellistan, a fictional society, thrived under three guiding principles: “Don’t hurt yourself,” “Don’t hurt other people,” and “Don’t cost me money.”

Categories Constitution, Culture, Government, Politics, Snark Tags Gaslighting, Liberty, Orwell, Statism 2 Comments

Debt Dilemma: Uncle Sam’s Trillion-Dollar Circus

December 6, 2023December 6, 2023 by David T. Cloft

Uncle Sam’s annual interest payment on the mind-boggling $33+ trillion national debt has now become the trillion-dollar circus of our time!

Categories Biden, Economy, Government, Humor, Politics, Satire, Snark, U.S. News/Policy Tags Debt Service, Economy Federal Debt, Satire, Snark 2 Comments

West Point’s New Mission: From Duty, Honor, Country to Beltway Bandit Extraordinaire

December 5, 2023 by David T. Cloft
West Point

West Point, where dreams of Duty, Honor, and Country sometimes take an unexpected detour to become the Beltway Bandit of your wildest bureaucratic fantasies.

Categories Biden, Culture, Education, Government, Humor, Military, Politics, Satire, Snark, U.S. News/Policy Tags Satire, Snark, USMA, West Point, WEST Point Woke Leave a comment

Retired, Rotund, and Laughing at Uncle Sam’s Desperate Pleas

December 5, 2023 by David T. Cloft

Apparently, patriotism is on the endangered species list, and I’m here, too fat, too ornery, and too wise to be of any use.

Categories Government, Humor, Military, Politics, Satire, Snark Tags Military Recruiting, Satire, Snark Leave a comment

Trump vs. Sleepy Joe: The Comedy Showdown We Never Knew We Needed

December 5, 2023 by David T. Cloft

It’s time to roll out the big top circus tent because we’ve got ourselves a real comedy showdown – it’s Trump vs. Sleepy Joe, and the laughter is absolutely presidential.

Categories Biden, Elections, Humor, Politics, Satire, Snark Tags Election 2024, Humor, Political Satire, Satire, Snark, Trump-Biden 1 Comment

Whining Through the Ages: From Covered Wagons to Netflix Buffering

December 4, 2023December 4, 2023 by David T. Cloft

Ah, the sweet symphony of modern complaints! It seems like complaining has become the favorite pastime of the 21st century.

Categories Humor, Satire, Snark Tags Humor, Political Satire, Satire, Snark 1 Comment

Perfumed Prodigies and the Sweet Smell of Medical Missteps

December 4, 2023December 4, 2023 by David T. Cloft

Those wise wizards of medicine, armed with theories that would make you question their sense of smell (or lack thereof), once declared war on water, and the battle for bath time supremacy began.

Categories Biden, Culture, History, Medicine Tags Humor, Political Humor, Satire, Snark 4 Comments

George III vs. Joe B: The Comedy of Crowns Through Time

December 2, 2023 by David T. Cloft
King George King Biden

In the zany history of royal mishaps, there was once a king who unintentionally moonwalked into the spotlight as the crown prince of comedic blunders – none other than King George III.

Categories Biden, Government, History, Humor, Satire, Snark Tags Biden, Biden Inept, Humor, Satire, Snark, TyrantBiden Tyranny 2 Comments

The Art of Government Employment: A Guide to Doing as Little as Possible

December 2, 2023 by David T. Cloft

If you’re tired of toiling away in a cubicle, it’s time to embrace the art of government employment – doing as little as possible while maximizing your long-term income.

Categories Biden, Government, Politics, Satire, Snark, U.S. News/Policy Tags Bureaucracy, Bureaucrats, Government, Humor, Political Satire, Satire, Snark Leave a comment

Ripping off the Scab” time of the year…The Dysfunctional American Family Christmas

December 1, 2023 by David T. Cloft

While the holiday season often carries the promise of joy and togetherness, the reality for many families is far from the picturesque scenes depicted in Hallmark movies.

Categories Culture, History, Holidays, U.S. News/Policy Tags Christmas, Dysfunctional Families, Holidays 2 Comments

The Social Media 2023: Every Click is a Bullet Fired!  YOU are just a closet ‘Domestic Terrorist’?

December 1, 2023 by David T. Cloft

Hey there, fellow internet explorers! Are you ready for the latest viral sensation sweeping the nation?

Categories Culture, Economy, Education, Government, Media, Politics, U.S. News/Policy Tags Facebook, Social Media Censorship Leave a comment

When Writers Went on Strike and Refused to Admit AI is Smarter: A Six-Month Comedy of Errors

November 30, 2023 by David T. Cloft

Fueled by caffeinated paranoia, writers everywhere took to the streets, proclaiming that the end was nigh and their beloved pens were being replaced by heartless algorithms.

Categories Biden, Economy, Humor, Media, Politics, Satire, Snark, U.S. News/Policy Tags Political Humor, Satire, Snark 3 Comments

Why this War is Different: Unveiling the Ancient Battle for Your Home

November 30, 2023November 30, 2023 by David T. Cloft

Battles for land, are not just about power and influence; they are about the very essence of identity tied to the soil on which civilizations are built.

Categories Biden, Culture, Education, Foreign News/Policy, Government, History, Politics, U.S. News/Policy, Warfare Tags Hamas, Israel 7 Comments
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