TDS Recovery Starts with Something Sufferers Won’t Say
Larry Elder has a great article out entitled “The Cure for Trump Derangement Syndrome? Success!” It got me wondering: What is the recovery rate for TDS?
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Democrats and Republicans Agree – Our Courts Are a Mess
I proudly consider myself a right-wing extremist and I recently discovered an issue on which I agree with two of the most “let’s take over everything” radicals in the Democrat party. James Carville, Elizabeth Warren, and I find ourselves in total agreement that Chief Justice John Roberts is a putz.
First Cigarettes, Now Tabasco: The Army’s Great Taste Purge
Once upon a time, the Army understood two things every Soldier needed in the field: nicotine and fire. Cigarettes were standard in rations for decades—until 1975, when someone in a suit decided “health concerns” mattered more than morale.
Virginia: Where the Speed Limit Is 55, but the Toll Limit Is Whatever We Feel Like
Welcome to Virginia’s I-66 Express Lanes—America’s first state-sanctioned, algorithm-driven wallet vacuum. You thought price gouging was illegal? Ha! Not if you slap a “traffic congestion management” label on it and let a computer do the dirty work.
Another nothingburger bites the dust; I’m beginning to believe Roadrunner Trump owns Acme
Boy did they have Donald Trump good this time. After he racked up six months of solid victories—the border secured, tariff revenue pouring in, settling wars across the globe and demolishing Iran’s nuke program—Democrats finally had The Donald with their Acme Instant Epstein Scandal Ray Gun and Dog Whistle Decoder Ring.
The Risk/Reward Calculus for Traitors Has Changed
While true justice for the Russia collusion hoax may be elusive, President Trump’s staff is providing something equally as important – deterrence.
Trump’s Next Winning Issue – Judicial Malfeasance
Donald Trump is a master at using the rules that the radicals use against us, against them. He picks a target, freezes it, personalizes it, and polarizes it. Then he rides it to electoral success.
BREAKING: Canada Urged to Ban Bic Lighters, Matches to Save Michigan from Smoky Summer
Hillman, MI — The skies above Michigan this week resembled the inside of a Waffle House kitchen at 2 a.m., thanks to yet another aromatic delivery of Canadian wildfire smoke, generously exported from our friendly neighbors to the north.
The Legacy Media’s Bias of Omission & the Flap Over “Jeanetics”
Most of us are aware of the kind of anti-Trump propaganda the legacy media loves to disgorge. It’s easy to spot and just as easy to refute. What’s not so easy is when the media ignore stories or events that may reflect positively on Donald Trump, Republicans, conservatives, or anybody else who refuses to buy into their leftist woke dogma.
“Lieutenant Colonel Software Nerd Reporting for Duty” — Welcome to the New Army, Where the Rank Comes with a LinkedIn Profile
In case you missed it while watching the officer corps implode under the weight of PowerPoint slides and PME requirements, the U.S. Army has decided it needs less Fort Benning and more Silicon Valley.
Tin Foil and Other Scarce Commodities
Alone, with a hot cup of nature’s stimulant, perusing the news releases of the day. Paper gold trading sideways (as always). Silver stuck in mid-twenties. Crypto trolls extolling the get-rich-quick virtues of their particular version of blockchain tokens. Joey Robinette mumbling something about vaccines and you know, the other latest thing he can’t remember…..
Carville Sold Me on the Big Beautiful Bill
I’ve always considered James Carville little more than a rhetorical bomb thrower for the propaganda ministry of the Democrat party. Well, he’s out throwing bombs again and doesn’t seem to care that his reputation is well within the blast zone.
It’s Enough to Test a Twelver’s Faith
Those zany Twelver’s over in Iran believe that Muhammad al-Mahdi – the 12th Iman – is alive and well, working behind the scenes to deliver ultimate worldwide justice … as defined by the guy in the black robe and turban currently hiding in a bunker at an undisclosed location.
Chief Justice Roberts’ Mess Is Really Starting to Stink
Pretend defender of the Constitution (A.K.A. Chief Justice Roberts) is not big on neatness. In fact, he’s made a real mess of his room in this house we call our constitutional republic. You see Johnny is more concerned about the public’s perception of his court, than fidelity to the Constitution.
Judge Paula Xinis Effectuates a Midterm Crisis for the Dems
President Trump, Speaker Johnson, and Majority Leader Thune should send Judge Xinis a bouquet and a Hallmark “Thank You” card for effectuating a midterm electoral crisis for her beloved Democrats.
It’s 2025 and We Still Have 1-7/8” and 2” Hitch Balls? Who Hurt Us?
America: land of freedom, innovation, and baffling trailer ball sizes. We split the atom, landed on the moon, and built an internet where people argue about pineapple on pizza—but somehow, we still can’t agree on a standard trailer hitch ball.
The Night the Lights Went out in Alabama
The electricity went out. I don’t know why it happened. It wasn’t storming. The weather was nice. All I know is I was watching TV when the lamps suddenly flickered and died. And that was that.
Today’s Study in TDS: Jonah Goldberg
Whenever I’m having trouble finding something to write about, I have a simple solution. I go to the commie websites and find the TDS fueled raving of some lunatic to ridicule. Today I want to turn my attention to Jonah Goldberg.
100 Years of Quantum Physics and All We Got Was an Atomic Bomb?
Well, folks, we’re officially 100 years into quantum mechanics, one of the most exciting and intellectually demanding fields of human study. A century of mathematical wizardry, incomprehensible equations, and brain-melting theories. And what do we have to show for it?