Let’s Not Cede the Asylum to the Lunatics this Year
Only the insane could think that battle victories in the war on drugs and the war on terrorism are bad things. Unfortunately, that is our national dilemma. Lunatics vote too.
Snark
California Is as California Does
Happy New Year! We’re closing out another year, so it’s time to take stock of the past, and go out on a limb with a few predictions about the future – with special attention to California.
Trump’s Incivility Towards One is Defense of Another
President Trump understands something that President Bush never did. Civility to one’s enemies, taken too far, becomes betrayal of one’s allies.
The Day I Met Keith Ellison
As the media belatedly notices the Somali taxpayer hustle in the land of 10,000 lakes, it has come to light that the state’s top law enforcement official, AG Ellison, is associated with the thieves.
It’s Snow Joke
The first snowfall isn’t magical; it’s a mess and always has been. Clean roads turn grimy overnight, coated with cinder, ash and salt that seemingly sticks around until April.
I See a New York Bailout in the Future
Here we go. New York City has decided to go full-on Bolshevik. The citizens of the Big Apple decided they wanted free stuff more than freedom.
The Wool Age: When Hunters Wore Armor Made of Sheep and Swagger
Back before Gore-Tex, Thinsulate, and whatever synthetic miracle-fiber the tactical catalogs are pushing this year, real hunters marched into the November woods wrapped in wool—heavy, scratchy, bulletproof-to-the-cold wool.
The Most Dysfunctional Time of the Year (And Nowhere in the Bible Does It Say “Put a Tree in Your House”)
Let’s be honest: this season is a pressure cooker disguised with twinkly lights. Credit cards get maxed out, travel is miserable, food is overpriced, and somehow every family expects you to teleport between states so you can sit at a table with your cousin who still thinks you “changed after high school.”
Professor Timmy Demands West Point Cancel Boot Camp & Replace It With Sensitivity Training
Listen up, cadets — your dusty old institution is under siege… from me, the world’s most offended armchair critic. As someone who’s never fired a rifle, never been marched at 5 a.m., and whose greatest battle was choosing between oat milk or almond at Starbucks, I hereby launch my campaign to transform West Point into Soy Boy University — the safe space you never knew you wanted.
America’s Rifle: The AR Was Born a .308 — And It’s Time We Admit We Screwed Up
If we’re going to call the AR the “Modern Sporting Rifle,” let’s stop pretending it should be chambered in something that looks like it came out of a Pez dispenser.
Chuck Schumer Follows Joe Biden into the Dustbin of History
The commies, who are the ideological soul of the Democrat party, demanded war with MAGA. Devoted worker bee Chucky Schumer gave the collective what he thought they wanted. Only now the commies are sharpening their knives and debating who will get to shiv Chucky first.
Lawfare vs. law enforcement and Trump vs. Biden
The Dems are absolutely freaking out about the investigations and indictments of everyone involved in telling us we don’t get to elect who we want. In one of the most brazen examples of projection I have ever seen, the Dems are accusing President Trump of trying to be a king.
Sig P320: How the Army Ended Up Issuing Soldiers a Pistol That Shoots You First
Picture this: a Pentagon conference room full of brass so weighed down with medals they can barely sit upright. A stack of PowerPoints taller than the Washington Monument. Coffee so bad it makes MRE sludge taste gourmet. The mission? Pick America’s next service pistol. The result? They chose a pistol that might decide to shoot you before you even draw it.
Dear Karen
Dear Karen, We need to talk. Not about your latte, not about your emotional support Yorkie, and not about your urgent need to “speak to the manager.” This is an educational intervention.
The Gospel According to Malthus: How the Church of Climate Panic Rebranded an Old Religion of Fear
Two hundred years ago, a gloomy English preacher named Thomas Malthus did some math and decided the human race was doomed. People, he warned, breed like rabbits while food grows like turnips.
We Face a More Immediate Crisis Than Climate Change
I’d like to suggest that Swedish school girls stop losing sleep over the climate change boogeyman under their beds, because there’s another “hockey stick” that’s going to beat us to death, long before our coastal cities sink beneath the rising seas.
The Climate Hysteria is Ending – That’s Great for America!
Ruy Teixeira has an article in the Liberal Patriot (a contradictory name if ever there was one) entitled: The Climate Movement is Circling the Drain – That’s Great for Democrats! He convincingly argues that the climate change hysteria is dying out, but not so convincingly claims that this is a positive development for the Democrats.
Why I’m Not Sold on Climate Change
Here’s the climate hysteria narrative in a nutshell: We have people of questionable motives, insisting that we are in the midst of a crisis, based on science they can’t validate, and using predictive models that provide the wrong forecasts.
(Future) History 304: Pandemics and Policy Failures of the 21st Century
It was a rainy afternoon in 2125, and the university coffee shop was buzzing with chatter and the smell of synthetic espresso. History 304: Pandemics and Policy Failures of the 21st Century had just let out, and a group of students huddled around a table, half-mocking, half-processing what they’d learned.
Pentagon Wars: DOW Budget Edition
Picture this: the world’s largest office building, full of America’s best and brightest, all dressed alike (but slightly different camouflage patterns) and all supposedly fighting the same enemy. Except the enemy wasn’t foreign. It was our brother