Snark – The Woke-lympics: Political Correctness Takes the Podium
[Paris France] The 2024 Paris Olympics are set to be the most politically correct games yet, and it’s not just the athletes who are feeling the heat
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Snark – Nuclear Nonsense: Operation Fishbowl and the High Scientists
It turns out, sometimes the brightest minds can come up with the dimmest ideas.
The Great Green Olympic Games: When Going Green Goes for Gold
After all, where else could you see an Olympic athlete earn gold by expertly tossing a moldy carrot peel into a compost bin?
Government Swamp Problem-Solving: The Art of Backward Thinking
Government problem-solving is a peculiar art, perfected over decades by professional bureaucrats and fueled by one golden rule: always cover your butt.
Justice Juan Merchan Calls a Timeout
Justice Juan Merchan has given himself two months to reconsider the Trump guilty verdict. I suspect he’ll use the time to don his chute and look for a safe place to punch out of this crap show.
The $1 Million Hammer: The Latest Marvel of Military Engineering
Why settle for a normal hammer when you can wield a million-dollar marvel? That’s the latest offering from the military-industrial complex
Freon Fiasco: How Environmental Regulations Made Staying Cool a Luxury
Over the past 30 years, the price of air conditioning refrigerants has skyrocketed, rising faster than precious metals like silver and gold.
Marxism: The Gospel According to Cain
Karl Marx—the genius who managed to take an ancient tale of sibling rivalry and turn it into a grandiose, world-altering ideology.
NATO’s Bold Plan: Save the Planet by Ending It
In a stunning turn of events, NATO has unveiled a groundbreaking strategy to combat global warming: initiating World War III.
Satire: Global Conspiracy Unveiled!
Once again, the rapier wit of Dave Cloft sallies forth, this time to skewer corporate logos…all in good fun of course.
The WEF’s New Manifesto: Own Nothing, Be Happy, and Wash Your Clothes Once a Month
This time, the benevolent overlords of Davos have decided to weigh in on our laundry habits. Yes, you heard that right.
Democrats’ Top Ten Biden Replacement Candidates
Here is a top-ten list Democrats’ might want to consider in replacing Biden
Satire-It’s a Good Thing I’m Not God
It’s a Good Thing I’m Not God: A Snarky Take on Divine Wrath It’s a good thing I’m not God. Seriously, if I were, I’d be a wrathful deity, sitting up in the clouds, facepalming at the sheer idiocy of humanity. I’d look down and be like, “You idiots. You dumb humans keep breaking the …
Will Frankenstein 2.0 End As 1.0 Did?
Will Frankenstein 2.0 end the same way that 1.0 did? Will there be no clear winner between Joe Biden and the Democrat party, or will they destroy each other?
The United States of Amnesia: Sheep in the Land of Free Bread and Circuses
Welcome to the United States of Amnesia, where voters have memories as short as goldfish and the attention spans to match.
Time to Mow Down the Lawn Tradition: Why It’s a Wasteful Relic
Let’s face it: maintaining a pristine lawn is one of the most ridiculous traditions we’ve inherited.
Murica! The Revolutionary War: A Fight for Gun Rights NOT Tea Prices
As we look back at yesterday’s Fourth of July celebration, let’s take a moment to revisit the true essence of the American Revolutionary War.
Consequences Are for the Peasants, Not the Bidens
The outcome of the Hunter Biden trial has made me wonder: have I been wrong? Is this the one scenario which causes Joe to drop out of the race.
Boar Taint: The Porky Problem Our Great-Grandparents Smelled Coming
We pride ourselves on knowing so much more than our ancestors, yet sometimes, it seems like they had the real wisdom all along
Hawaii: Where the Environment Reigns Supreme Over Your Individual Freedoms
Let’s take a lighthearted yet critical look at some of Hawaii’s most hilariously restrictive and egregious laws that prove how virtue signaling has become the state’s unofficial pastime.