Operation Greenland Freedom: Because Size Matters
The United States has a moral obligation to liberate Greenland from the icy grip of despair. Sure, the 56,000 Greenlanders don’t seem to be asking for help, but what do they know?
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Whitmer’s Big Green Plan: Murder Forests, Install Sunburn Panels
In a move that screams eco-genius, Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer is considering the bold decision to cut down 420 acres of lush, oxygen-producing trees near Gaylord, Michigan, to install solar panels.
Why Are We Studying the Sun, If the Science Is Settled?
One can only conclude that when highly educated people – who should know better – claim climate science is settled, they’re lying.
The IOCT: West Point’s Legal Form of Torture
Ah, the Indoor Obstacle Course Test (IOCT). A rite of passage so infamous that it’s etched in the nightmares of West Point graduates everywhere.
The Mighty Bremer Wall: The Unsung Hero of Engineering and Naptime
Standing tall at 12 feet and weighing in at a hefty 9,000 pounds, the T-wall is the NFL lineman of physical security barriers
Close Encounters of the Unmanned Aerial Vehicle Kind
The night skies over our eastern states are alive with UFOs. We’re calling them drones, but they’re flying and currently unidentified, that makes them “unidentified flying objects” by definition.
Living Behind Enemy Lines, Tale #22: White Lady Slugs “Of Color” Trump Supporters
Is it really THAT uncomfortable for Christians, Conservatives, Republicans and other sane Americans to live in Blue Cesspools? Well, check out this short video. Liberals are bullies, especially women. They are also incredibly arrogant.
From Metal to Meh: How Today’s ‘Woke Beats’ Fail to Rock
The good old days—when guitars wailed, lyrics slapped, and bands like Metallica shredded their way into our souls. Back then, music was a primal scream, a rebellious anthem, and a masterclass in not caring what your parents thought.
‘Tis the Season of Political Pardons
Politico reports that Joe is considering a raft of pardons for a rogue’s gallery of federal miscreants. It seems our “nobody is above the law” had an expiration date.
The Race Card: How the Democrats Play a Losing Hand to Win Votes
The Democratic Party has mastered the art of using race as a manipulative tool, wielding it like a political weapon to secure votes.
The “Right to Choose” Crowd Chooses Extinction
The radicals have decided that if America isn’t going to embrace their idea of utopia, they’re not going to contribute to the ongoing survival of the species. They are exercising their right to choose, and choosing not to add any new aspiring communists to the population.
The Word That Broke America’s Brain: How ‘Potentially’ Turned Us Into a Nation of Nervous Wrecks
“How,” asked shadowy media overlords, “can we sound authoritative, scare the pants off people, and still avoid getting fact-checked into oblivion?”
Rodent Control and Just War Theory: The Noble Crusade Against Our Tiny Furry Foes
Rodents are our mortal enemies. With their beady little eyes, twitching noses, and unsettling talent for finding the smallest of food crumbs, they are a threat to humanity’s rightful dominion over the kitchen
Pass the Xanax – the Federal Freak-Out Has Begun
Our “public servants” clearly don’t understand something about employment that people in the private sector have always known. Unless you’re a judge or an Ivy League communist professor, a job isn’t a lifetime appointment.
Michigan’s Bovine TB Boondoggle: 30 Years, Millions Wasted, and a War on Hunters and Farmers
For over three decades, Michigan has been locked in an overblown crusade against bovine tuberculosis (bTB) in its white-tailed deer population.
Fulfill a Neocon’s Dream- Send them to War
Neocons love violence and killing of all types. Whether it’s abortion or allowing miscreants to roam at will to commit mayhem, nearly all Neocons love it
WTC Building 7: Because Fires and Paperwork, Obviously!
Let’s all just nod our heads and pretend it makes perfect sense that a building, which wasn’t even hit by a plane, conveniently crumbled to dust a significant distance from the Twin Towers.
The Lights Are on and the Roaches are Scattering
“We the people” have known something is amiss for some time. We’ve been hearing those creepy crawly sounds at night for decades. Well, surprise! On November 5 we turned on all the house lights and now we’re watching the cock roaches scatter for cover.
On the Lighter Side
Kamala Harris is the first Democrat presidential nominee to decline the event since Walter Mondale in 1984, who went on to lose in a landslide to Ronald Reagan.
Unfit for Duty: The National Security Threat No One Wants to Talk About
It turns out the greatest national security threat to the United States isn’t from some far-flung foreign adversary—it’s from within.