Debtapalooza: America’s Never-Ending Spending Spree
Ever since President Nixon decided that gold was too shiny and turned our money into fiat currency in 1971, it’s been one wild financial ride.
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A Rose by Any Name: How Society’s Delicate Nose Has Gone Weak
Ah, the rose. Shakespeare told us long ago that “a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” But in today’s society, it’s not the scent of the rose we’re worried about—it’s the name.
Our Government Does Nothing Right – Migrant Child Addition
To avoid government detention of illegal minors at the border, the Biden administration operates an outplacement program. It has not gone well – for the children that is.
We Have Witnessed a Coup, But Not Against Joe Biden
We have witnessed a genuine – and not entirely bloodless – coup against an elected President. But the target wasn’t Joe Biden. It was Donald Trump.
Are We All White Supremacists Now?
Just when you thought things couldn’t get any sillier, a common hand signal used by scuba divers and astronauts has somehow become a symbol of white supremacy.
The New Green Lefties-Modern-Day Druids
The New Green Lefties, Modern-Day Druids, are mere Climate Cultists with an Earth-worshiping delusion
Sensible Cleaning Supplies Control: The New Rallying Cry for Safety
In the land of the free and the home of the brave, nothing says “liberty” like a good ol’ government regulation.
We Need More Spartans and Fewer Metrosexual Snowflakes
In a world increasingly dominated by avocado toast and artisanal lattes, it seems we’ve traded our swords for selfie sticks and our shields for skincare routines.
Celebrate WASP Heritage Month
Celebrate WASP Heritage Month: Because We Clearly Don’t Have Enough Celebrations
The Liberator Pistol: A Brief History
In 1942, the U.S. sought to create a weapon that could be cheaply and quickly produced to arm resistance fighters in Nazi-occupied territories.
The Glass Ceiling is Beginning to Break
The Democrats have already elevated a black man to the Presidency. With Kamala, they’re hoping to do so with a XX-female as well. To prove their intersectionality bona fides, they’ll need to accomplish the same with an XY-female next.
The Great American Time-Share Boondoggle
The Great American Time-Share Boondoggle: A Tale of Free Meals, Misery, and Maintenance Fees Ah, the late 90s and early 2000s, a simpler time when boy bands ruled the airwaves, and the internet was still dial-up. Amidst all this nostalgic bliss, a plague was sweeping across the nation, ensnaring the unsuspecting masses with promises of …
The Return of Running Boar Shooting: Olympic Madness in 2028
Satire In the relentless pursuit of public entertainment, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has made a groundbreaking decision: the resurrection of the running boar event. But hold your outrage—this time, we’re swapping rifles for paintball guns. That’s right, paintball guns. They sting a little but cause no harm, providing both thrills and ethical compliance. Running …
Snark – The Woke-lympics: Political Correctness Takes the Podium
[Paris France] The 2024 Paris Olympics are set to be the most politically correct games yet, and it’s not just the athletes who are feeling the heat
Snark – Nuclear Nonsense: Operation Fishbowl and the High Scientists
It turns out, sometimes the brightest minds can come up with the dimmest ideas.
The Great Green Olympic Games: When Going Green Goes for Gold
After all, where else could you see an Olympic athlete earn gold by expertly tossing a moldy carrot peel into a compost bin?
Government Swamp Problem-Solving: The Art of Backward Thinking
Government problem-solving is a peculiar art, perfected over decades by professional bureaucrats and fueled by one golden rule: always cover your butt.
Justice Juan Merchan Calls a Timeout
Justice Juan Merchan has given himself two months to reconsider the Trump guilty verdict. I suspect he’ll use the time to don his chute and look for a safe place to punch out of this crap show.
The $1 Million Hammer: The Latest Marvel of Military Engineering
Why settle for a normal hammer when you can wield a million-dollar marvel? That’s the latest offering from the military-industrial complex
Freon Fiasco: How Environmental Regulations Made Staying Cool a Luxury
Over the past 30 years, the price of air conditioning refrigerants has skyrocketed, rising faster than precious metals like silver and gold.