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The Lights Are on and the Roaches are Scattering

November 22, 2024 by John Green

“We the people” have known something is amiss for some time. We’ve been hearing those creepy crawly sounds at night for decades. Well, surprise! On November 5 we turned on all the house lights and now we’re watching the cock roaches scatter for cover.

Categories Government, Snark Tags Cabinet, Corruption, Exterminator, Infestation, Malfeasance, Propaganda, Roach 2 Comments

On the Lighter Side

October 26, 2024 by Greg Maresca

Kamala Harris is the first Democrat presidential nominee to decline the event since Walter Mondale in 1984, who went on to lose in a landslide to Ronald Reagan. 

Categories Entertainment, Humor, Politics, Snark Tags Humor, Politics, Snark Leave a comment

Unfit for Duty: The National Security Threat No One Wants to Talk About

October 26, 2024 by David T. Cloft

It turns out the greatest national security threat to the United States isn’t from some far-flung foreign adversary—it’s from within.

Categories Defense, Health, Military, Snark, Society, U.S. News/Policy Tags Military Readiness, Recruiting 2 Comments

Trump Takes Aim: The Golden Crossbow, Kamala’s Hat, and the Greatest Apple Ever Split

October 19, 2024 by David T. Cloft

Once upon a time in the not-so-distant land of Twitterville, there lived a man named Donald Trump, known far and wide for his remarkable aim with… well, his phone. But this story isn’t about tweets.

Categories Humor, Satire, Snark Tags Humor, Satire, Snark, Trump Tweets 2 Comments

Parody As a Weapon Part CXXII

October 19, 2024 by Albert Constantine Jr.

Big Albert Constantine Jr, returns to skewer the politicos of the Windy City with his rapier wit.

Categories Crime, Snark, U.S. News/Policy Tags Chicago Crime, Parody, Satire 1 Comment

The Post-9/11 GI Bill: A Milestone Policy with Unintended Consequences

October 16, 2024 by David T. Cloft

The Post-9/11 GI Bill, enacted in 2008, was a transformative piece of legislation that provided significant educational benefits to veterans and their families.

Categories Culture, Defense, Government, Health, Lifestyle, Military, Snark Tags Military Recruiting 1 Comment

Wokeism: Marxism with Manners?

October 3, 2024 by David T. Cloft

The phrase “Wokeism is just Marxism with manners” is a sharp critique of contemporary social justice movements

Categories Democrats, Snark, Society Tags Marxism, Woke Leave a comment

Kamala Harris Has a Plan – To Take, Take, Take

September 20, 2024 by John Green
Harris Is Afraid To Debate Trump

When Kamala Harris says she’s going to make an investment, she’s promising to take our money, wash it through a few agencies who charge exorbitant processing fees, give a fraction of it back, and then insist that we now have more money to spend.

Categories Elections, Government, Politics, Snark Tags Deficit, Harris plan, Stimulus, Taxes Leave a comment

We’re Not a Democracy, We’re an Idiocracy

September 9, 2024 by John Green

The Dems hysterically claim Donald Trump is an evil, racist, tyrant who will destroy our democracy … blah, blah, blah. The United States has never been a democracy. In fact, it’s not even a republic anymore – banana or otherwise.

Categories Biden, Elections, Government, History, Humor, Snark Tags Harris, Idiocracy, Idiocrat 1 Comment

Mind Control – Trump Style

August 22, 2024 by John Green
Trump Wants You

If there is one thing the Donald understands, it’s money. He knows that if you want to stimulate the economy, Americans need more money to spend. It’s not rocket science, but it’s clearly beyond the reasoning ability of the Democrat leadership.

Categories Economy, Elections, Politics, Snark, U.S. News/Policy Tags Jedi, Kamala, Mind Control, Taxes, Tips Leave a comment

Michigan’s New State Golf Wardens Take Over – Tee-Ranny Begins

August 16, 2024 by David T. Cloft

In a stroke of what some might call “pure genius” and others might label “absolute absurdity,” the state of Michigan has devised a novel solution to its budget woes.

Categories Humor, Satire, Snark Tags Regulation, Satire Leave a comment

Kamala Continues the Democrat Running Mate Tradition

August 14, 2024 by John Green
Harris/Walz: Continuing Biden/Harris America Last Agenda

Republican and Democrat candidates for President think differently about running mates. Republicans pick partners, but Democrats pick insurance policies.

Categories Democrats, Elections, Politics, Republicans, Snark Tags #Kamala Harris, #Tim Walz, Running Mate Leave a comment

Debtapalooza: America’s Never-Ending Spending Spree

August 12, 2024 by David T. Cloft

Ever since President Nixon decided that gold was too shiny and turned our money into fiat currency in 1971, it’s been one wild financial ride.

Categories Democrats, Government, Snark, U.S. News/Policy Tags Debt, economy, Snark, Weimar Leave a comment

A Rose by Any Name: How Society’s Delicate Nose Has Gone Weak

August 12, 2024 by David T. Cloft

Ah, the rose. Shakespeare told us long ago that “a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” But in today’s society, it’s not the scent of the rose we’re worried about—it’s the name.

Categories Culture, Satire, Snark, Society Tags Satire, Snark, Society 3 Comments

Our Government Does Nothing Right – Migrant Child Addition

August 9, 2024 by John Green

To avoid government detention of illegal minors at the border, the Biden administration operates an outplacement program. It has not gone well – for the children that is.

Categories Biden, Government, Immigration, Snark, U.S. News/Policy Tags Czar, Immigration, Kamala, Lawsuit, Migrant, Minor Leave a comment

We Have Witnessed a Coup, But Not Against Joe Biden

August 7, 2024 by John Green
Google & Meta "Deleted" Trump Assassination Attempt

We have witnessed a genuine – and not entirely bloodless – coup against an elected President. But the target wasn’t Joe Biden. It was Donald Trump.

Categories Biden, Democrats, Elections, Politics, Snark, U.S. News/Policy Tags 25th amendment, Coup, Obama 1 Comment

Are We All White Supremacists Now?

August 5, 2024 by David T. Cloft

Just when you thought things couldn’t get any sillier, a common hand signal used by scuba divers and astronauts has somehow become a symbol of white supremacy.

Categories Snark, Society Tags Snark, Woke 5 Comments

The New Green Lefties-Modern-Day Druids

August 2, 2024 by David T. Cloft

The New Green Lefties, Modern-Day Druids, are mere Climate Cultists with an Earth-worshiping delusion

Categories Environment, Snark Tags Climate cult 1 Comment

Sensible Cleaning Supplies Control: The New Rallying Cry for Safety

July 30, 2024 by David T. Cloft

In the land of the free and the home of the brave, nothing says “liberty” like a good ol’ government regulation.

Categories Government, Satire, Snark, U.S. News/Policy Tags Regulation, Satire, Snark 3 Comments

We Need More Spartans and Fewer Metrosexual Snowflakes

July 26, 2024July 26, 2024 by David T. Cloft

In a world increasingly dominated by avocado toast and artisanal lattes, it seems we’ve traded our swords for selfie sticks and our shields for skincare routines.

Categories Culture, Education, Lifestyle, Snark, Society, U.S. News/Policy Tags Manliness, Warriors vs Pajama Boys 3 Comments
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