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Blame It on the Heatwave, Not the Hysteria of Climate Change

June 25, 2024 by David T. Cloft

Let’s take a moment to step away from the hysteria and look at some of the more mundane reasons why it’s so hot outside. Spoiler alert: it’s not because the world is ending and climate change. 

Categories Climate, Energy, Politics, Science, Snark Tags climate change, Heat Wave, Summer Heat Leave a comment

Political Parody As a Weapon Part CXXI

June 22, 2024 by Albert Constantine Jr.

The rapier wit of Albert Constantine Jr, returns from a long sabbatical in: Parody As a Weapon Part CXXI; Maybe Lucy had a good reason to keep Charlie from kicking the football.

Categories Biden, Humor, Satire, Snark Tags Biden, Michael Hayden, Parody, Political parody, Satire, Snark 2 Comments

The Condescending Karens of Suburbia

June 21, 2024 by Alma Womack

Who’s the winner in the Alma contest of vapidity coupled with selfishness? Why, it is the upper middle class housewives of suburbia, that’s who.

Categories Biden, Culture, Democrats, Elections, Government, Politics, Snark, Society, U.S. News/Policy Tags Female Leftists, Karens, Suburban Women 5 Comments

MAGA Hats: The Ultimate Jury Duty Escape Plan

June 21, 2024 by David T. Cloft

Jury Duty is the civic obligation that transforms the most steadfast patriots into master strategists of avoidance. Enter: the MAGA hat

Categories Courts, Humor, Satire, Snark Tags Jury Duty, MAGA, Satire, Snark 1 Comment

Great Lakes Under Siege

June 20, 2024 by David T. Cloft

Karen’s Call to Arms Against the Underwater Drone Menace

Categories Culture, Humor, Politics, Satire, Snark, Society, U.S. News/Policy Tags Drones, Humor, Karens, Satire, Snark 1 Comment

The Trump-Fauci Conundrum: A Partnership in Pandemic Politics

July 6, 2024June 17, 2024 by Barb Dwyer

Why would a president, who claimed to have unlimited power, retain a figure who was often portrayed as his adversary?

Categories Elections, Government, Health, Media, Medicine, Politics, Science, Snark Tags COVID, Fauci, Trump 4 Comments

Ancient Idols: The Mystifying Case of the Man-Boob Deity in Denmark

June 17, 2024 by David T. Cloft

Given their limited understanding of ancient Western civilization, the scientists quickly concocted a series of hilarious theories to explain this bizarre artifact.

Categories Culture, Humor, Politics, Satire, Snark, Society Tags Humor, Polirtical Satire, Satire 4 Comments

The Left Destroyed the Institutions They Now Need

June 14, 2024 by John Green

Isn’t it ironic that the commies sowed the seeds of their own destruction when they sought revolution by corrupting our institutions. Now they control institutions with little influence over the American people.

Categories Biden, Crime, Democrats, Government, Politics, Snark Tags Commie, communist, Lawfare, Radical, Trump 5 Comments

The Retard Revolution: When Beauty Became Equality, By Barb Dwyer

July 6, 2024June 13, 2024 by Barb Dwyer

We’ve taken the concept of beauty pageants—once a celebration of aspirational beauty and perfection—and turned it on its head in the name of equality.

Categories Biden, Culture, Democrats, Entertainment, Lifestyle, Media, Snark, Society, U.S. News/Policy Tags Trans 1 Comment

Rainbow Capitalism: Turning Pride into Profit and Trash

June 12, 2024 by David T. Cloft

Behind the rainbow facade lies a calculated strategy to capitalize on a movement while conveniently forgetting about it the rest of the year.

Categories Business, Culture, Democrats, Economy, Lifestyle, Politics, Snark, U.S. News/Policy Tags Consumerism, Gay Mafia, LTBQ Mafia, Pride Month Leave a comment

Safety Before Victory: The Retard Revolution of Free Speech

June 10, 2024 by David T. Cloft

Our battle cry turned into “safety before victory,” a motto dripping with the irony of fighting a war where winning wasn’t an option.

Categories Government, Humor, Military, Snark Tags Military Failure, Satire, Snark 1 Comment

Bee-pocalypse Revisited: The Great Buzz Off That Wasn’t

June 8, 2024 by David T. Cloft

Remember when every other headline screamed, “We’re Doomed!” and “No Bees, No Food”? Well, surprise!

Categories History, Humor, Media, Satire, Snark Tags Bee Shortage, Satire, Snark Leave a comment

Humble Pride: A Satirical Take on Rainbow Warriors and Month-Long Celebrations

June 8, 2024 by David T. Cloft

Perhaps it’s the unyielding belief that a month of pride is just the beginning of their quest for recognition and visibility.

Categories Lifestyle, Politics, Satire, Snark Tags Gay Mafia, Pride Month, Satire, Snark, Trans Mafia 1 Comment

An Open Letter to Comrade Biden

June 7, 2024 by John Green

Congratulations Joe! Your Stasi finally bagged The Donald. You are well on your way to being the first American candidate for President soundly beaten by a convict.

Categories Biden, Courts, Elections, Politics, Snark, U.S. News/Policy Tags Justice, Lawfare, Stasi, Trump Leave a comment

From Khaki Guilt Trips to Rainbow Camo: A Snarky Comparison of Army Recruitment Ads

June 6, 2024 by David T. Cloft

In snarky response to the celebration of a month dedicated to the sexually disordered, Dave Cloft has some pithy comments.

Categories Biden, Culture, History, Humor, Satire, Snark, Society Tags Pride Month, Satire, Snark 1 Comment

Snark-Woke Wonderland-Canada’s Bold Leap into Absurdity

June 5, 2024 by David T. Cloft

In an epic saga worthy of a dystopian novel, Canada, led by Justin Trudeau, is fast-tracking its transformation into a woke utopia.

Categories Culture, Foreign News/Policy, Government, Health, Media, Medicine, Politics, Snark, U.S. News/Policy Tags Child Mutilation, Snark, Trans, Woke 1 Comment

God and the Mosquito: An Almighty Mystery

June 3, 2024 by David T. Cloft

What if the Creator decided that the world was just a bit too comfortable and thought, “You know what humanity needs? Tiny, buzzing vampires!”

Categories Humor, Satire, Snark, U.S. News/Policy Tags Humor, Mosquitos, Satire, Snark 2 Comments

“Idiocracy”: A Hilariously Terrifying Glimpse into the Future

May 29, 2024 by David T. Cloft

“Idiocracy,” the cult classic film from 2006, takes us on a wild ride through a dystopian future where intelligence has taken a backseat and idiocy reigns supreme.

Categories Biden, Culture, Humor, Politics, Satire, Snark Tags Idiocracy, Movie Review, Satire, Snark Leave a comment

Zeihan’s Zany Idea: How One Overzealous Staffer Convinced Biden to Open the Borders and Unleashed Chaos

May 28, 2024 by David T. Cloft
Immigration

In an unsurprising turn of events, President Biden’s administration has once again proven that there’s no problem too big to solve with an even bigger problem.

Categories Biden, Humor, Immigration, Politics, Satire, Snark, U.S. News/Policy Tags Biden Administration, illegal aliens, Immigration, Satire, Snark 1 Comment

Feathered Fiasco: H5N1 Set to Hit in September, Biden to Bow Out and Newsom Steps In

May 25, 2024 by David T. Cloft

President Biden is planning an exit for “health reasons,” making way for California’s very own Gavin Newsom. Grab your popcorn, this is going to be a wild ride.

Categories Biden, Democrats, Elections, Government, Humor, Media, Politics, Satire, Snark, U.S. News/Policy Tags Biden, Bird Flu, Election 2024, Gavin Newsom, Satire, Snark Leave a comment
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