Rainbow Capitalism: Turning Pride into Profit and Trash
Behind the rainbow facade lies a calculated strategy to capitalize on a movement while conveniently forgetting about it the rest of the year.
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Safety Before Victory: The Retard Revolution of Free Speech
Our battle cry turned into “safety before victory,” a motto dripping with the irony of fighting a war where winning wasn’t an option.
Bee-pocalypse Revisited: The Great Buzz Off That Wasn’t
Remember when every other headline screamed, “We’re Doomed!” and “No Bees, No Food”? Well, surprise!
Humble Pride: A Satirical Take on Rainbow Warriors and Month-Long Celebrations
Perhaps it’s the unyielding belief that a month of pride is just the beginning of their quest for recognition and visibility.
An Open Letter to Comrade Biden
Congratulations Joe! Your Stasi finally bagged The Donald. You are well on your way to being the first American candidate for President soundly beaten by a convict.
From Khaki Guilt Trips to Rainbow Camo: A Snarky Comparison of Army Recruitment Ads
In snarky response to the celebration of a month dedicated to the sexually disordered, Dave Cloft has some pithy comments.
Snark-Woke Wonderland-Canada’s Bold Leap into Absurdity
In an epic saga worthy of a dystopian novel, Canada, led by Justin Trudeau, is fast-tracking its transformation into a woke utopia.
God and the Mosquito: An Almighty Mystery
What if the Creator decided that the world was just a bit too comfortable and thought, “You know what humanity needs? Tiny, buzzing vampires!”
“Idiocracy”: A Hilariously Terrifying Glimpse into the Future
“Idiocracy,” the cult classic film from 2006, takes us on a wild ride through a dystopian future where intelligence has taken a backseat and idiocy reigns supreme.
Zeihan’s Zany Idea: How One Overzealous Staffer Convinced Biden to Open the Borders and Unleashed Chaos
In an unsurprising turn of events, President Biden’s administration has once again proven that there’s no problem too big to solve with an even bigger problem.
Feathered Fiasco: H5N1 Set to Hit in September, Biden to Bow Out and Newsom Steps In
President Biden is planning an exit for “health reasons,” making way for California’s very own Gavin Newsom. Grab your popcorn, this is going to be a wild ride.
Judge Merchan Creates a Democrat Public Relations Nightmare
It’s another day in which Trump faces lawfare, so naturally there’s more bad polling for President “Gremlin” to scream at his staff about.
Karen’s Liquor Store Debacle: Vodka, Sanctions, and a Geography Lesson
In a quaint corner of the town, Karen, the self-proclaimed aficionado of all things fancy and foreign, finds herself embroiled in a liquor store debacle of epic proportions.
West Point’s New Motto: “Neglect, Dishonor, Betrayal” – So Send Money! By Cullum Number 53988
West Point has decided to revamp its storied motto from “Duty, Honor, Country” to a more modern, if somewhat controversial, “Neglect, Dishonor, Betrayal.”
Let’s Chip the Real “Useless Eaters!”
We desperately need biometric identification of people. Yes, the time has come and the time is now: we need to cattle-tag… the elite.
The .308 Caliber Catastrophe: How the US Army Lost Its Edge
The .308 Winchesterhad been the gold standard for a reason. It was the cartridge that epitomized the Army’s ability to “kill people and break things” efficiently—a succinct summary of any self-respecting military’s purpose.
The Reflective Belt Litmus Test: Exposing Fake Iraq Veterans Online
In the age of internet warriors and self-proclaimed heroes, one surefire way to vet a person’s claim of serving in Iraq is the Reflective Belt Litmus Test.
The Tale of the Deadly White Socks: A Combat Faux Pas
In the annals of military absurdity during the later years of the Iraq war, few offenses struck fear into the hearts of soldiers like the infamous case of the white socks.
Beauty Masks: DEI’s Quest for Equitable Attractiveness
In a groundbreaking move to level the playing field of physical appearance, the U.S. government has declared war on good looks
The Great IQ Redistribution: Under DEI Wokeism Government Declares Equal Intelligence for All
Under the new mandate, individuals with above-average IQs will undergo mandatory intelligence redistribution programs.