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The Trump-Fauci Conundrum: A Partnership in Pandemic Politics
Why would a president, who claimed to have unlimited power, retain a figure who was often portrayed as his adversary?
Ancient Idols: The Mystifying Case of the Man-Boob Deity in Denmark
Given their limited understanding of ancient Western civilization, the scientists quickly concocted a series of hilarious theories to explain this bizarre artifact.
The Left Destroyed the Institutions They Now Need
Isn’t it ironic that the commies sowed the seeds of their own destruction when they sought revolution by corrupting our institutions. Now they control institutions with little influence over the American people.
The Retard Revolution: When Beauty Became Equality, By Barb Dwyer
We’ve taken the concept of beauty pageants—once a celebration of aspirational beauty and perfection—and turned it on its head in the name of equality.
Rainbow Capitalism: Turning Pride into Profit and Trash
Behind the rainbow facade lies a calculated strategy to capitalize on a movement while conveniently forgetting about it the rest of the year.
Safety Before Victory: The Retard Revolution of Free Speech
Our battle cry turned into “safety before victory,” a motto dripping with the irony of fighting a war where winning wasn’t an option.
Bee-pocalypse Revisited: The Great Buzz Off That Wasn’t
Remember when every other headline screamed, “We’re Doomed!” and “No Bees, No Food”? Well, surprise!
Humble Pride: A Satirical Take on Rainbow Warriors and Month-Long Celebrations
Perhaps it’s the unyielding belief that a month of pride is just the beginning of their quest for recognition and visibility.
An Open Letter to Comrade Biden
Congratulations Joe! Your Stasi finally bagged The Donald. You are well on your way to being the first American candidate for President soundly beaten by a convict.
From Khaki Guilt Trips to Rainbow Camo: A Snarky Comparison of Army Recruitment Ads
In snarky response to the celebration of a month dedicated to the sexually disordered, Dave Cloft has some pithy comments.
Snark-Woke Wonderland-Canada’s Bold Leap into Absurdity
In an epic saga worthy of a dystopian novel, Canada, led by Justin Trudeau, is fast-tracking its transformation into a woke utopia.
God and the Mosquito: An Almighty Mystery
What if the Creator decided that the world was just a bit too comfortable and thought, “You know what humanity needs? Tiny, buzzing vampires!”
“Idiocracy”: A Hilariously Terrifying Glimpse into the Future
“Idiocracy,” the cult classic film from 2006, takes us on a wild ride through a dystopian future where intelligence has taken a backseat and idiocy reigns supreme.
Zeihan’s Zany Idea: How One Overzealous Staffer Convinced Biden to Open the Borders and Unleashed Chaos
In an unsurprising turn of events, President Biden’s administration has once again proven that there’s no problem too big to solve with an even bigger problem.
Feathered Fiasco: H5N1 Set to Hit in September, Biden to Bow Out and Newsom Steps In
President Biden is planning an exit for “health reasons,” making way for California’s very own Gavin Newsom. Grab your popcorn, this is going to be a wild ride.
Judge Merchan Creates a Democrat Public Relations Nightmare
It’s another day in which Trump faces lawfare, so naturally there’s more bad polling for President “Gremlin” to scream at his staff about.
Karen’s Liquor Store Debacle: Vodka, Sanctions, and a Geography Lesson
In a quaint corner of the town, Karen, the self-proclaimed aficionado of all things fancy and foreign, finds herself embroiled in a liquor store debacle of epic proportions.
West Point’s New Motto: “Neglect, Dishonor, Betrayal” – So Send Money! By Cullum Number 53988
West Point has decided to revamp its storied motto from “Duty, Honor, Country” to a more modern, if somewhat controversial, “Neglect, Dishonor, Betrayal.”
Let’s Chip the Real “Useless Eaters!”
We desperately need biometric identification of people. Yes, the time has come and the time is now: we need to cattle-tag… the elite.