“Idiocracy”: A Hilariously Terrifying Glimpse into the Future
“Idiocracy,” the cult classic film from 2006, takes us on a wild ride through a dystopian future where intelligence has taken a backseat and idiocy reigns supreme.
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Zeihan’s Zany Idea: How One Overzealous Staffer Convinced Biden to Open the Borders and Unleashed Chaos
In an unsurprising turn of events, President Biden’s administration has once again proven that there’s no problem too big to solve with an even bigger problem.
Feathered Fiasco: H5N1 Set to Hit in September, Biden to Bow Out and Newsom Steps In
President Biden is planning an exit for “health reasons,” making way for California’s very own Gavin Newsom. Grab your popcorn, this is going to be a wild ride.
Karen’s Liquor Store Debacle: Vodka, Sanctions, and a Geography Lesson
In a quaint corner of the town, Karen, the self-proclaimed aficionado of all things fancy and foreign, finds herself embroiled in a liquor store debacle of epic proportions.
West Point’s New Motto: “Neglect, Dishonor, Betrayal” – So Send Money! By Cullum Number 53988
West Point has decided to revamp its storied motto from “Duty, Honor, Country” to a more modern, if somewhat controversial, “Neglect, Dishonor, Betrayal.”
Let’s Chip the Real “Useless Eaters!”
We desperately need biometric identification of people. Yes, the time has come and the time is now: we need to cattle-tag… the elite.
The .308 Caliber Catastrophe: How the US Army Lost Its Edge
The .308 Winchesterhad been the gold standard for a reason. It was the cartridge that epitomized the Army’s ability to “kill people and break things” efficiently—a succinct summary of any self-respecting military’s purpose.
The Great IQ Redistribution: Under DEI Wokeism Government Declares Equal Intelligence for All
Under the new mandate, individuals with above-average IQs will undergo mandatory intelligence redistribution programs.
The Absurdity of Anti-Manliness: Embracing Peeing While Standing
In this era of over-the-top political correctness, it’s time to reclaim and celebrate what it truly means to be a man.
Satire: Advocating for Sensible Hammer Control Laws
Once again, the rapier wit of Dave Cloft rides forth as he floats the idea of “common sense” hammer laws…all for our own good of course.
Phil May: Belated Thoughts on Tax Day
Here are some belated thoughts about April 15th, the day Americans have to settle up with the Federal government.
The Undead Defense Act: Why We Desperately Need the Right to Keep and Bear Zombie-Fighting Drones
Picture a world where the Constitution guarantees every citizen the right to keep and bear zombie-fighting drones.
A Short-sighted Victory for Environmental Climate Change; Sustainable Development Irony
We’ve almost emptied our strategic war reserves that kept prices artificially suppressed. Because we will never have another war in our generation…
SNARK: A Call for Environmental Responsibility-Extinguishing the JFK Eternal Flame
Dave Cloft uses a little snark to skewer the leftists, as he proposes extinguishing JFK’s Arlington Torch to reduce climate change.
L-O-L!
A simple item: “LOL”, of which ad nauseum usage started, I believe, pre-smart phone in the pre-historic era of the flip phones and in their dumb keyboards, LOL.
The Corn Flakes Crusader: From Corn Flakes to Colon Cleansing
Yes, you heard that right – the same guy who brought us the joy of corn flakes also dabbled in the nether regions of hygiene innovation.
Humans: The Masterclass in Dumbness
The next time someone tries to tell you that humans are just animals, kindly remind them that we’ve taken stupidity to a whole new level – and we’re darn proud of it.
Fat and Furious: The Secret Weapon in Warfare Revealed
In a groundbreaking turn of events, a government researcher, analyst, and bean counter extraordinaire has rocked the scientific community with a theory that not only defies logic but also secures a Nobel Prize and a cool $1 million.
From Zero to General: How Any ‘Good Man’ Can Build His Own Military Battalion
In the annals of history, there’s a little-known secret to climbing the ranks of the military: just build your own battalion!
Biden’s Slip-Up Reveals Truth About Border Crisis: A Comedy of Errors
In a rare moment of accidental candor, President Joe Biden inadvertently shed light on the glaring truth behind our border crisis: it’s a bona fide national security threat, folks.