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Zeihan’s Zany Idea: How One Overzealous Staffer Convinced Biden to Open the Borders and Unleashed Chaos

May 28, 2024 by David T. Cloft
Immigration

In an unsurprising turn of events, President Biden’s administration has once again proven that there’s no problem too big to solve with an even bigger problem.

Categories Biden, Humor, Immigration, Politics, Satire, Snark, U.S. News/Policy Tags Biden Administration, illegal aliens, Immigration, Satire, Snark 1 Comment

Feathered Fiasco: H5N1 Set to Hit in September, Biden to Bow Out and Newsom Steps In

May 25, 2024 by David T. Cloft

President Biden is planning an exit for “health reasons,” making way for California’s very own Gavin Newsom. Grab your popcorn, this is going to be a wild ride.

Categories Biden, Democrats, Elections, Government, Humor, Media, Politics, Satire, Snark, U.S. News/Policy Tags Biden, Bird Flu, Election 2024, Gavin Newsom, Satire, Snark Leave a comment

Karen’s Liquor Store Debacle: Vodka, Sanctions, and a Geography Lesson

May 24, 2024 by David T. Cloft

In a quaint corner of the town, Karen, the self-proclaimed aficionado of all things fancy and foreign, finds herself embroiled in a liquor store debacle of epic proportions.

Categories Culture, Humor, Lifestyle, Satire, Snark Tags Humor, Karens, Satire, Snark 4 Comments

West Point’s New Motto: “Neglect, Dishonor, Betrayal” – So Send Money! By Cullum Number 53988

May 21, 2024 by American Citizen

West Point has decided to revamp its storied motto from “Duty, Honor, Country” to a more modern, if somewhat controversial, “Neglect, Dishonor, Betrayal.”

Categories Biden, Government, Humor, Military, Politics, Satire, Snark, Society, U.S. News/Policy Tags Duty Honor Country, Humor, Military, Satire, Snark, West Point, West Point Motto 2 Comments

Let’s Chip the Real “Useless Eaters!”

May 20, 2024 by Russ Rodgers

We desperately need biometric identification of people. Yes, the time has come and the time is now:  we need to cattle-tag… the elite.

Categories Foreign News/Policy, Government, Humor, Satire, Snark, U.S. News/Policy Tags Davos, Humor, Satire, Snark, WEF 1 Comment

The .308 Caliber Catastrophe: How the US Army Lost Its Edge

May 20, 2024 by David T. Cloft

The .308 Winchesterhad been the gold standard for a reason. It was the cartridge that epitomized the Army’s ability to “kill people and break things” efficiently—a succinct summary of any self-respecting military’s purpose.

Categories Government, History, Military, Snark Tags .308 Round, Military, Snark 1 Comment

The Great IQ Redistribution: Under DEI Wokeism Government Declares Equal Intelligence for All

May 8, 2024 by David T. Cloft

Under the new mandate, individuals with above-average IQs will undergo mandatory intelligence redistribution programs.

Categories Culture, Humor, Satire, Snark, U.S. News/Policy Tags Participation Trophy, Satire, Snark 2 Comments

The Absurdity of Anti-Manliness: Embracing Peeing While Standing

April 26, 2024April 26, 2024 by David T. Cloft

In this era of over-the-top political correctness, it’s time to reclaim and celebrate what it truly means to be a man.

Categories Biden, Culture, Democrats, Family, Media, Morals, Politics, Satire, Snark, U.S. News/Policy Tags Manliness, Snark, Toxic Masculinity 2 Comments

Satire: Advocating for Sensible Hammer Control Laws

April 27, 2024April 24, 2024 by David T. Cloft

Once again, the rapier wit of Dave Cloft rides forth as he floats the idea of “common sense” hammer laws…all for our own good of course.

Categories Biden, Constitution, Crime, Government, Satire, Snark, U.S. News/Policy Tags 2nd Amendment, Satire, Snark Leave a comment

Phil May: Belated Thoughts on Tax Day

April 19, 2024 by American Citizen

Here are some belated thoughts about April 15th, the day Americans have to settle up with the Federal government. 

Categories Economy, Government, Snark Tags IRS, Snark, Tax Day, Taxes 1 Comment

The Undead Defense Act: Why We Desperately Need the Right to Keep and Bear Zombie-Fighting Drones

April 10, 2024 by David T. Cloft

Picture a world where the Constitution guarantees every citizen the right to keep and bear zombie-fighting drones.

Categories Humor, Satire, Snark Tags Political Humor, Satire, Snark, Zombie Defense Leave a comment

A Short-sighted Victory for Environmental Climate Change; Sustainable Development Irony

April 6, 2024 by David T. Cloft

We’ve almost emptied our strategic war reserves that kept prices artificially suppressed. Because we will never have another war in our generation…

Categories Biden, Climate, Economy, Elections, Energy, Government, Humor, Snark, U.S. News/Policy Tags Climate, Satire, Snark Leave a comment

SNARK: A Call for Environmental Responsibility-Extinguishing the JFK Eternal Flame

April 3, 2024 by David T. Cloft

Dave Cloft uses a little snark to skewer the leftists, as he proposes extinguishing JFK’s Arlington Torch to reduce climate change.

Categories Biden, Climate, Culture, Democrats, Environment, Politics, Satire, Snark, U.S. News/Policy Tags climate change, JFK, Satire, Snark 1 Comment

L-O-L!

March 23, 2024 by CaptBill56

A simple item: “LOL”, of which ad nauseum usage started, I believe, pre-smart phone in the pre-historic era of the flip phones and in their dumb keyboards, LOL.

Categories Culture, Humor, Satire, Snark, Society Tags Humor, Sarcasm, Snark 3 Comments

The Corn Flakes Crusader: From Corn Flakes to Colon Cleansing

March 22, 2024 by David T. Cloft

Yes, you heard that right – the same guy who brought us the joy of corn flakes also dabbled in the nether regions of hygiene innovation.

Categories Humor, Satire, Snark Tags Corn Flakes, Humor, Snark 1 Comment

Humans: The Masterclass in Dumbness

March 20, 2024March 20, 2024 by David T. Cloft

The next time someone tries to tell you that humans are just animals, kindly remind them that we’ve taken stupidity to a whole new level – and we’re darn proud of it.

Categories Culture, Elections, Humor, Satire, Snark, U.S. News/Policy Tags americans, Human Condition, Satire, Snark 2 Comments

Fat and Furious: The Secret Weapon in Warfare Revealed

March 18, 2024 by David T. Cloft

In a groundbreaking turn of events, a government researcher, analyst, and bean counter extraordinaire has rocked the scientific community with a theory that not only defies logic but also secures a Nobel Prize and a cool $1 million.

Categories Culture, Humor, Military, Satire, Snark Tags Military Humor, Satire, Snark 2 Comments

From Zero to General: How Any ‘Good Man’ Can Build His Own Military Battalion

March 15, 2024 by David T. Cloft

In the annals of history, there’s a little-known secret to climbing the ranks of the military: just build your own battalion!

Categories History, Humor, Military, Satire, Snark, U.S. News/Policy, Warfare Tags Humor, Military, Private Militias, Satire, Snark 1 Comment

Biden’s Slip-Up Reveals Truth About Border Crisis: A Comedy of Errors

March 13, 2024 by David T. Cloft

In a rare moment of accidental candor, President Joe Biden inadvertently shed light on the glaring truth behind our border crisis: it’s a bona fide national security threat, folks.

Categories Humor, Military, Snark, U.S. News/Policy Tags Military, Military Humor, Snark 2 Comments

Unveiling the Truth Behind Environmental Crisis: The Potential Role of Global Financial Collapse and Food Shortages

March 4, 2024 by American Citizen

Unveiling the Truth Behind Environmental Crisis: The Potential Role of Global Financial Collapse and Food Shortages by, Barb Dwyer.

Categories Climate, Humor, Satire, Snark Tags climate change, Humor, Satire, Snark 2 Comments
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