Has World War 3 Already Begun? (Redux)
In this new era of warfare, proxy wars are a common strategy. These are conflicts between two opposing powers where neither directly engages in combat against the other.
David T. Cloft
The Climate Extremists’ Wild Plan: Reducing Carbon by Phasing Out Humans
Climate extremists”seem to have found the ultimate solution to the carbon problem: reducing the carbon footprint of the planet by eliminating the source of it all – humans!
Government Lies Unmasked: The Twisted Art of Deception in Politics
A dash of deception here, a dollop of fiction there, and bam! We’ve got ourselves a lip-smacking concoction that leaves us craving for more.
Smoke and Brews: A Satirical Solution to Canada’s Forest Fire Woes
In the annals of outlandish solutions to global problems, a group of fed-up Americans has emerged with a brilliantly absurd plan. Frustrated by the persistent poor air quality caused by forest fires in Canada, these self-proclaimed environmental activists have devised a grassroots movement that involves beer, bonfires, and an audacious goal: sending smoke back across …
5th Generation Warfare: A Continuation of Political Objectives Through Force
In the ever-evolving landscape of warfare, the concept of 5th generation warfare has emerged as a topic of great interest and significance.
Karen Brigade Declares War on Pickups: Protecting Society from Assault Drunk Trucks
In a stunning display of correlation-based crusading, a group of self-proclaimed “Karens” has emerged from the depths of suburbia, armed with their statistical prowess and signature haircuts.
Exploring the Existence of God: Three Compelling Reasons
The existence of God has been a topic of profound contemplation throughout human history. While opinions on the matter may differ, there are three powerful reasons that provide a compelling case for the existence of a divine being.
Confederate Statue Removal Cures All Society’s Ills, Ushers in Era of Utopian Harmony
In what can only be described as a monumental achievement in societal transformation, the removal of a Confederate statue of Robert E. Lee has miraculously solved all of humanity’s problems.
People Who Were Never Slaves Demand Reparations, Promptly Offered Time Machine to Right Historical Wrongs
In a Bizarre Twist, Modern-Day Individuals Hold Themselves Responsible for Events They Never Experienced.
Top Gun Aces Cry Foul as AI Drones Crush Their Egos: It’s Fluffy the Woke Pilot vs. the ‘Cheating’ Machines!
In a stunning turn of events, the skies are filled with the wails and moans of top gun ace fighter jock pilots from the Air Force and Navy.
The Erosion of Capitalism and Individual Liberty: Is the United States Becoming a Socialist Nation?
In recent years, the United States has witnessed growing erosion of capitalism and the fundamental liberties enshrined in the nation’s founding principles.
Board Meeting: Satan Congratulates His Demonic Dream Team for Pandemic Success and Aims for an Even More Evil Year Ahead!
Today in Cloft’s Corner, Dave channels C.S. Lewis as he imagines Satan directing his demons in further devilment after a successful year.
Groundbreaking Discovery: Humans Invent Artificial Intelligence to Counteract Collective Intellectual Decline
Today in Croft’s Corner: Groundbreaking Discovery-Humans Invent Artificial Intelligence to Counteract Collective Intellectual Decline
Demons at the Gates of Hell Overwhelmed by Influx of Souls: Begging Earthlings to Convert for Easier Workload
This is the first edition of Cloft’s Corner, a bit of political satire to start our week with a smile and send us forth as happy warriors.
Do Your Rights Come from God?
There are no “God Given Rights” explicitly laid out in the Bible. The concept of a human rights began in 1215 under the Magna Carta. Rights come from the Government, but God issues principals and values. Not rights. Rights: Rights are inherent to individuals by virtue of their humanity. They are typically regarded as fundamental, …
The Shifting Landscape: The Influence of Legal and Financial Factors on Military Decision-Making
“Generals don’t run the Army anymore. The lawyers and comptrollers do.” ~Army 3-star General; summer 2013
Satanic Worshippers Cry Foul Over Ten Commandments
“Satanic Worshippers Cry Foul Over Ten Commandments: It’s Hard to Sin When God’s Rules Get in the Way!”
The Erosion of American Liberty: A Critical Examination of the Decline of Freedom and Courage in the United States
This academic article examines the notion that the United States, once hailed as the “land of the free and home of the brave,” has experienced a significant decline in both freedom and courage. Drawing upon historical context, legislative developments, and societal changes, this analysis aims to shed light on the factors contributing to this shift. …
Navigating Unintended Consequences: An Analysis of Potential Challenges in Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Initiatives
Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) is the new “buzz acronym.” The Army as well as many major corporations have embraced this ideology.
Upholding Liberty: Reflecting on the Founding Fathers’ Definition of Tyranny Amidst Post-Pandemic Measures
“When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.” Thomas Jefferson