Special Snowflake™ Ivy League Postdoctoral Research Associate Thinks Poorer Taxpayers Should Pay For Her Commute

Cry me a river! Talia Borofsky is “a postdoctoral research associate in Princeton’s High Meadows Environmental institute, where she researches the evolution and ecology of cooperative hunting.” Dr Borofsky lives in foul, fetid, fuming, foggy, filthy Philadelphia but commutes to work at Princeton University, and she greatly saddened by the fact that cashiers at WalMart …

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The Great American Time-Share Boondoggle

The Great American Time-Share Boondoggle: A Tale of Free Meals, Misery, and Maintenance Fees Ah, the late 90s and early 2000s, a simpler time when boy bands ruled the airwaves, and the internet was still dial-up. Amidst all this nostalgic bliss, a plague was sweeping across the nation, ensnaring the unsuspecting masses with promises of …

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Once Again, the Hoitiest and the Toitiest Rally in Favor of #Hamas

Stanford University, 2024-25 tuition only: $21,709 per quarter, a private university in the Pyrite State, has a joyous image of commencement featuring a pretty, blonde girl openly smiling and cheering and clapping her hands in the California sunshine headlining the university’s website main page, or at least they did at publication time this morning. Stanford, …

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