Ramadan Eclipsepocalypse: When Celestial Convergence Meets End Times Hilarity
Citizen Writer, Barb Dwyer, once again impales the confluence of religion and science, as only he can.
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Advancing Diversity and Inclusion in the NFL: The Case for Mandatory Inclusion of Transgender Players
One diversity measure could be a policy mandating the inclusion of at least one transgender player in all plays during regulation football games.
SATIRE-U.S. Navy Press Release-SATIRE
Citizen Writer, Barb Dwyer, lampoons the U.S. Navy’s emphasis on recruiting people with behavioral disorders.
Parody As a Weapon Part CXIX; Cori Bush Hypocrisy
In Parody As a Weapon Part CXIX, the rapier wit of Albert Constantine Jr skewers the blatant hypocrisy of Democrat House Member Cori Bush.
Surviving the Wilderness: A Guide to Appendicitis, Mosquitoes, and Canned Cuisine
So, you fancy yourself an apocalypse-ready, off-the-grid, wilderness survivor, eh? Hold onto your camouflage hats, survival enthusiasts—there’s a twist in this survival tale!
Reviving the Letter of Marque: A Modern Approach to Military Expenditure
Dating back to medieval Europe, the letter of marque authorized privateers to engage in acts of warfare against enemy vessels, disrupting supply lines and inflicting economic damage
Satire: Respecting Lloyd Austin’s Decision for Gender Reassignment Surgery
Satire: Respecting Lloyd Austin’s Decision for Gender Reassignment Surgery-A Call for Compassion in the Public Sphere
Unveiling the Organic Farming Paradox: Balancing Environmental Ideals and Human Survival
Biologist, Paul Ehrlich: “To cut a cancer out, you have to cut away some of the normal tissue as well.”
Parody As a Weapon Part CXVIII; We got Joe Biden, Babe.
This week, we add to the ever expanding lists of Biden administration “accomplishments” (otherwise known as “losses”) that have been parading before us all for the last three years.
Food for Fuel-The Snarky Solution to Global Energy Woes
Instead of playing global babysitter and risking our precious national treasure to safeguard hydrocarbon pathways, let’s bring the party home.
Crunching Numbers at the Pentagon: A Comedy of Pinching Pennies and Pals in High Places” By: Mark Twain, an American Patriot
Insights from the 5-sided building known as Sodom on the Potomac, by a Citizen Writer and American Patriot who goes by, Mark Twain.
America’s Renaissance: A Proposal for Mandatory Arms Ownership
In a dazzling feat of legislative nostalgia, an old law has emerged from the dusty annals of history: a proposal to adopt England’s 13th-century laws mandating arms ownership among Americans.
The Redneck Revolution: Taking Down Inflation, One Penny Washer at a Time
It’s time to put on our thinking caps and delve into the wild world of economics, where the cost of a humble washer for mechanical purposes has skyrocketed to a whopping $0.08 cents!
Happy New Year; Whatever Humans Touch, Turns Into Garbage
As the clock strikes midnight and the calendar turns to yet another year, we find ourselves on the starting line of this cosmic relay race, sprinting into a fresh chapter of our lives.
When Elected “Leaders” Legislate Morality: Like Teaching Cats Ballet
The age-old debate about legislating morality—an endless tug-of-war between lawmakers and the human penchant for mischief.
Restoring Justice: A Call for Land Restitution to Native American Tribes in the Hamptons and Martha’s Vineyard
Democrats are in such support of reparations, perhaps they should think about giving up their prime real estate, that which was stolen from American Indians.
The Cryptic Chronicles of Vague-Booking: Masters of Digital Mystery
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the enigmatic world of Vague-Bookers, those subtle social media sorcerers who have us all playing detective on a daily basis.
Breaking News: We’re All Humans, Race is Just a Social Construct!
In a groundbreaking revelation that may shock some and reaffirm the beliefs of many, scientists have discovered a mind-blowing truth: we are all members of the same species—humans!
From Tea Parties to Political Parties
From Tea Parties to Political Parties: and Red Coats to Red Tape. A Satirical Journey from Liberty to Tyranny.
Entitlements: The Politician’s Poisoned Chalice and Taxation Woes
Entitlements, those coveted treasures that politicians dare not touch, are like clingy exes – once they’re in your life, they never really leave.