How to Destroy a Superpower: A Step-by-Step Guide
Here is a step-by-step guide to destroying a superpower. Some of these may look familiar as they are now extant.
David T. Cloft
The Great American Time-Share Boondoggle
The Great American Time-Share Boondoggle: A Tale of Free Meals, Misery, and Maintenance Fees Ah, the late 90s and early 2000s, a simpler time when boy bands ruled the airwaves, and the internet was still dial-up. Amidst all this nostalgic bliss, a plague was sweeping across the nation, ensnaring the unsuspecting masses with promises of …
The Return of Running Boar Shooting: Olympic Madness in 2028
Satire In the relentless pursuit of public entertainment, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has made a groundbreaking decision: the resurrection of the running boar event. But hold your outrage—this time, we’re swapping rifles for paintball guns. That’s right, paintball guns. They sting a little but cause no harm, providing both thrills and ethical compliance. Running …
Civil War 2.0: The Battle for America’s Mind
Unlike the cannonballs and battlefields of the 1860s, our current conflict is a sophisticated, snark-laden, fifth-generation warfare extravaganza.
Theodore Roosevelt: The Bull Moose Who Survived an Assassin’s Bullet
While campaigning in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, for a third term as president under the Progressive Party, or “Bull Moose Party,” Teddy Roosevelt was shot by a would-be assassin named John Schrank.
The Path to Socialist Democracy: The Frog in the Pot of Boiling Water
The legacy of Woodrow Wilson’s progressive policies has paved the way for a relentless march towards collectivism, income redistribution, and government control.
Unmasking Socialist Tendencies in the New Deal: A Conservative Perspective
The rise of socialist tendencies within federal policies raised concerns about the long-term consequences of increased government control over the economy and society.
Unveiling Spiritual Warfare: Understanding Evil and the Battle for Humanity
At the heart of spiritual warfare lies the recognition that evil exists—an undeniable reality attested to throughout human history and scripture.
Snark – The Woke-lympics: Political Correctness Takes the Podium
[Paris France] The 2024 Paris Olympics are set to be the most politically correct games yet, and it’s not just the athletes who are feeling the heat
Snark – Nuclear Nonsense: Operation Fishbowl and the High Scientists
It turns out, sometimes the brightest minds can come up with the dimmest ideas.
Thank God No Conservative Has Done Anything Stupid with a Firearm… Yet
Let’s take a moment to thank the Almighty that no conservative has done anything monumentally stupid with a firearm in recent history.
The Great Green Olympic Games: When Going Green Goes for Gold
After all, where else could you see an Olympic athlete earn gold by expertly tossing a moldy carrot peel into a compost bin?
The American Intelligence Circus
At one time, America’s intelligence team was the pride of the nation, safeguarding the homeland and ensuring that “we the people” could sleep soundly at night.
Presidential Health: Observations and Concerns About Possible Neurological Conditions
Based on public observations and numerous videos of our President, some have speculated that he may be exhibiting symptoms consistent with neurological conditions
Government Swamp Problem-Solving: The Art of Backward Thinking
Government problem-solving is a peculiar art, perfected over decades by professional bureaucrats and fueled by one golden rule: always cover your butt.
The Paradox of Denying Violence
In the wake of the January 6th Capitol “riot,” the President of the United States has repeatedly emphasized that “violence is never a solution.”
The $1 Million Hammer: The Latest Marvel of Military Engineering
Why settle for a normal hammer when you can wield a million-dollar marvel? That’s the latest offering from the military-industrial complex
Are DEI Hires Jeopardizing Presidential Security?
Former President Trump narrowly escaped an apparent assassination attempt at a rally in Pennsylvania, raising serious questions about the competency of the Secret Service agents assigned to his protection.
Freon Fiasco: How Environmental Regulations Made Staying Cool a Luxury
Over the past 30 years, the price of air conditioning refrigerants has skyrocketed, rising faster than precious metals like silver and gold.
The Miracle of Nature: God’s Hand at Work in Lake Huron
After a breathtaking dive, I was compelled to write this; Now one of my new favorite local dive sites. I’ve seen the changes since 1986 when I began diving here as a kid. It’s incredible