Consequences Are for the Peasants, Not the Bidens
The outcome of the Hunter Biden trial has made me wonder: have I been wrong? Is this the one scenario which causes Joe to drop out of the race.
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Boar Taint: The Porky Problem Our Great-Grandparents Smelled Coming
We pride ourselves on knowing so much more than our ancestors, yet sometimes, it seems like they had the real wisdom all along
Hawaii: Where the Environment Reigns Supreme Over Your Individual Freedoms
Let’s take a lighthearted yet critical look at some of Hawaii’s most hilariously restrictive and egregious laws that prove how virtue signaling has become the state’s unofficial pastime.
Blame It on the Heatwave, Not the Hysteria of Climate Change
Let’s take a moment to step away from the hysteria and look at some of the more mundane reasons why it’s so hot outside. Spoiler alert: it’s not because the world is ending and climate change.
Political Parody As a Weapon Part CXXI
The rapier wit of Albert Constantine Jr, returns from a long sabbatical in: Parody As a Weapon Part CXXI; Maybe Lucy had a good reason to keep Charlie from kicking the football.
The Condescending Karens of Suburbia
Who’s the winner in the Alma contest of vapidity coupled with selfishness? Why, it is the upper middle class housewives of suburbia, that’s who.
MAGA Hats: The Ultimate Jury Duty Escape Plan
Jury Duty is the civic obligation that transforms the most steadfast patriots into master strategists of avoidance. Enter: the MAGA hat
The Trump-Fauci Conundrum: A Partnership in Pandemic Politics
Why would a president, who claimed to have unlimited power, retain a figure who was often portrayed as his adversary?
Ancient Idols: The Mystifying Case of the Man-Boob Deity in Denmark
Given their limited understanding of ancient Western civilization, the scientists quickly concocted a series of hilarious theories to explain this bizarre artifact.
The Left Destroyed the Institutions They Now Need
Isn’t it ironic that the commies sowed the seeds of their own destruction when they sought revolution by corrupting our institutions. Now they control institutions with little influence over the American people.
The Retard Revolution: When Beauty Became Equality, By Barb Dwyer
We’ve taken the concept of beauty pageants—once a celebration of aspirational beauty and perfection—and turned it on its head in the name of equality.
Rainbow Capitalism: Turning Pride into Profit and Trash
Behind the rainbow facade lies a calculated strategy to capitalize on a movement while conveniently forgetting about it the rest of the year.
Safety Before Victory: The Retard Revolution of Free Speech
Our battle cry turned into “safety before victory,” a motto dripping with the irony of fighting a war where winning wasn’t an option.
Bee-pocalypse Revisited: The Great Buzz Off That Wasn’t
Remember when every other headline screamed, “We’re Doomed!” and “No Bees, No Food”? Well, surprise!
Humble Pride: A Satirical Take on Rainbow Warriors and Month-Long Celebrations
Perhaps it’s the unyielding belief that a month of pride is just the beginning of their quest for recognition and visibility.
An Open Letter to Comrade Biden
Congratulations Joe! Your Stasi finally bagged The Donald. You are well on your way to being the first American candidate for President soundly beaten by a convict.
From Khaki Guilt Trips to Rainbow Camo: A Snarky Comparison of Army Recruitment Ads
In snarky response to the celebration of a month dedicated to the sexually disordered, Dave Cloft has some pithy comments.
Snark-Woke Wonderland-Canada’s Bold Leap into Absurdity
In an epic saga worthy of a dystopian novel, Canada, led by Justin Trudeau, is fast-tracking its transformation into a woke utopia.
God and the Mosquito: An Almighty Mystery
What if the Creator decided that the world was just a bit too comfortable and thought, “You know what humanity needs? Tiny, buzzing vampires!”