Humans: The Masterclass in Dumbness
The next time someone tries to tell you that humans are just animals, kindly remind them that we’ve taken stupidity to a whole new level – and we’re darn proud of it.
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Fat and Furious: The Secret Weapon in Warfare Revealed
In a groundbreaking turn of events, a government researcher, analyst, and bean counter extraordinaire has rocked the scientific community with a theory that not only defies logic but also secures a Nobel Prize and a cool $1 million.
Winged Warriors: Falcons in Military History and the Fight Against Drones
The use of falcons in military contexts can be traced back to medieval Europe and the Middle East, where they were trained and employed for a variety of purposes.
From Zero to General: How Any ‘Good Man’ Can Build His Own Military Battalion
In the annals of history, there’s a little-known secret to climbing the ranks of the military: just build your own battalion!
Biden’s Slip-Up Reveals Truth About Border Crisis: A Comedy of Errors
In a rare moment of accidental candor, President Joe Biden inadvertently shed light on the glaring truth behind our border crisis: it’s a bona fide national security threat, folks.
Biden’s “Grumpy Old Man” State of the Union Rant
As I watched Joe Biden deliver his State of the Union Address last Thursday, I couldn’t help but be reminded of Dana Carvey’s “Grumpy Old Man” sketches on Saturday Night Live in the 1980s.
Parody As a Weapon Part CXX; Something smells fishy when there are Bidens around.
Welcome to another episode of Parody as a Political Weapon, where Albert Constantine Jr uses his rapier wit to skewer the Biden Crime Family.
Snark Alert: Fani Willis Plays the Stooge
I’ve always liked those criminal mastermind movies. There’s always a genius that assembles a crew of the best in their fields, and one stooge that complicates things for everyone else. In the crime/comedy playing out in Atlanta, Fani Willis is playing the stooge.
Gavin Newsom Chosen as Democratic Nominee Following Biden’s Resignation
In a stunning turn of events, Gavin Newsom, the Governor of California, has been chosen as the Democratic nominee for the upcoming presidential election after Joe Biden’s unexpected resignation citing health concerns.
Unveiling the Truth Behind Environmental Crisis: The Potential Role of Global Financial Collapse and Food Shortages
Unveiling the Truth Behind Environmental Crisis: The Potential Role of Global Financial Collapse and Food Shortages by, Barb Dwyer.
Ramadan Eclipsepocalypse: When Celestial Convergence Meets End Times Hilarity
Citizen Writer, Barb Dwyer, once again impales the confluence of religion and science, as only he can.
Advancing Diversity and Inclusion in the NFL: The Case for Mandatory Inclusion of Transgender Players
One diversity measure could be a policy mandating the inclusion of at least one transgender player in all plays during regulation football games.
SATIRE-U.S. Navy Press Release-SATIRE
Citizen Writer, Barb Dwyer, lampoons the U.S. Navy’s emphasis on recruiting people with behavioral disorders.
Now We Need to Worry About Zombies Too?
I think we’ve already got enough to worry about. But now, scientists claim we need to worry about zombies too.
Parody As a Weapon Part CXIX; Cori Bush Hypocrisy
In Parody As a Weapon Part CXIX, the rapier wit of Albert Constantine Jr skewers the blatant hypocrisy of Democrat House Member Cori Bush.
Surviving the Wilderness: A Guide to Appendicitis, Mosquitoes, and Canned Cuisine
So, you fancy yourself an apocalypse-ready, off-the-grid, wilderness survivor, eh? Hold onto your camouflage hats, survival enthusiasts—there’s a twist in this survival tale!
Stupid Is, As Stupid Does – Climate Cult Edition
According to the timeless wisdom of Forest Gump’s mother, stupid is as stupid does. No special interest group on the planet is more mindlessly demanding of others than the climate change cult. So, are they stupid?
Reviving the Letter of Marque: A Modern Approach to Military Expenditure
Dating back to medieval Europe, the letter of marque authorized privateers to engage in acts of warfare against enemy vessels, disrupting supply lines and inflicting economic damage
The Unwavering Right: A Candid Look at the Second Amendment
We, the people, embrace a collective desire to avoid oppression and uphold equality, a principle extending not only to individuals but also to entities, corporations, and governments.
Satire: Respecting Lloyd Austin’s Decision for Gender Reassignment Surgery
Satire: Respecting Lloyd Austin’s Decision for Gender Reassignment Surgery-A Call for Compassion in the Public Sphere