Safety Before Victory: The Retard Revolution of Free Speech
Our battle cry turned into “safety before victory,” a motto dripping with the irony of fighting a war where winning wasn’t an option.
David T. Cloft
Bee-pocalypse Revisited: The Great Buzz Off That Wasn’t
Remember when every other headline screamed, “We’re Doomed!” and “No Bees, No Food”? Well, surprise!
Humble Pride: A Satirical Take on Rainbow Warriors and Month-Long Celebrations
Perhaps it’s the unyielding belief that a month of pride is just the beginning of their quest for recognition and visibility.
The Material World: Our Culture’s Love Affair with the Tangible
Our worldview itself has become entrenched in materialism, where tangible, quantifiable aspects of life are often prioritized over the intangible and spiritual.
A Critical Examination of Pride Month
Critics argue Pride Month has morphed into what can be described as a mandatory, government-sponsored religion that imposes a specific set of beliefs and behaviors on society.
The Ironic Socialist Reality of Military Service
Dave Cloft points out the irony of an institution dedicated to keeping our country free from socialism, is in its own construct, exactly that.
From Khaki Guilt Trips to Rainbow Camo: A Snarky Comparison of Army Recruitment Ads
In snarky response to the celebration of a month dedicated to the sexually disordered, Dave Cloft has some pithy comments.
The big LIE; How Good People are Manipulated into Committing Horrific Acts: Pt 3
This is Part 3 of a 3 part series that explains how purportedly “good people” an be manipulated into performing horrendous acts.
Snark-Woke Wonderland-Canada’s Bold Leap into Absurdity
In an epic saga worthy of a dystopian novel, Canada, led by Justin Trudeau, is fast-tracking its transformation into a woke utopia.
The big LIE; How Good People are Manipulated into Committing Horrific Acts: Pt 2
This is Part 2 of a 3 part series that explains how purportedly “good people” an be manipulated into performing horrendous acts.
Faster Than a Speeding Budget: America’s Hypersonic Hype
As we were busy funding moon cheese research and designing the perfect camo pattern, our global competitors were laughing all the way to Mach 5+.
The big LIE; How Good People are Manipulated into Committing Horrific Acts: Pt 1
This is Part 1 of a 3 part series that explains how purportedly “good people” an be manipulated into performing horrendous acts.
God and the Mosquito: An Almighty Mystery
What if the Creator decided that the world was just a bit too comfortable and thought, “You know what humanity needs? Tiny, buzzing vampires!”
A Rallying Cry for Modern Christians: Eric Metaxas’ “A Letter to the American Church
“Cheap grace,” a term coined by theologian Dietrich Bonhoeffer, describes a superficial form of Christianity that avoids the difficult work of confronting societal wrongs.
A Satirical Comparison: Uncle Joe vs. Nero
Emperor Nero, that ancient rockstar of depravity, makes our current political circus look like a tea party.
The United States of Banana: The Newest Banana Republic on the Block
Under President Joe Biden, the United States has ascended—or rather descended—to the prestigious rank of the world’s largest banana republic.
Snark – The Smugness of Progress: America’s Love Affair with Generational Superiority
Millennials and Gen Z folks love to pat themselves on the back, convinced they’re more enlightened than their ancestors who apparently spent their days being mean to Native Americans
The Administration’s Blind Spot: Seeing Deplorables in the Heartland, Missing the Elephant in the Room
While Biden is quick to paint a picture of rural America as a hotbed of backwardness and ignorance, he is oblivious to the national security nightmare unfolding under his nose.
Post Memorial Day: Biden’s Great Lie: “Violence is Never a Solution”
President Joe Biden’s assertion, in January 2021, that “violence is never a solution” is not only a simplistic platitude but also a great lie.
Reevaluating Darwin: A Critical Look at His Legacy and Beliefs
A critical examination of Darwin’s legacy reveals some controversial aspects that are often glossed over in modern discourse.